h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

These are a few I have heard recently:

She is a moped girl -- you need something to ride, but you wouldn't want your friends to know you had one.

She is a two bag girl -- you need a bag for her face, and one for yours in case hers explodes (from shear ugliness?).

These go along with the fine tradition of "Yo Mamma" jokes. Yo Mamma is so fat, when she sat around the house, she sat AROUND the house.

etc.

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I knew some guys who would go out looking to get laid (hey, there's another one: get laid, get lucky, get some, score, all mean to have sex) no matter what. In order to guarantee success, they would go "hoggin," meaning picking up the fattest girls in the bar. Hoggin also has a different definition with the biker set. They call their motorcycles "hogs," so when they go for a ride they go "hoggin" or "cruising."

people arond where i live (well, at least us teenagers) come up with some creative things to yell at people we don't like, or to tell people to go away and leave you alone. some examples:
"go f#$^ a rabid cheetah in heat"
"go rape a mad cow up the ass"
and the ever popular: "f#$^ yourself"
a friend of mine came up with an elaborate insult in spanish which translated to "your mother is a whore who works on that corner over there and your father is a dirty old man who rapes young children"
also, when someone has been cheated or has made a mistake, they have been "screwed royally up the ass."

which fits in nicely with what a car mechanic recently told me - "Honey, you have been screwed (by another mechanic) so well, you should be felling good till next November!" Let's just clarify to say that I sold that car the next day.

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New York teen insult Du Jour appears to be calling someone a "Herb"

As in "He's such a Herb, he pulled his pants up." or "Yo, He Herbed you bad"

Danny

WOW! that one is a 1960's retro throw back! Herb was the made up name of the most "square" boring person who ever existed!

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No of those are in use where I live we just swear really loud and with many combinations fights consist of really bad sentences that make south park look tame (south park is an american show where a group of 3rd grades swear alot REALLY FUNNY)

Why is it that people of particularly juvinile sense think its funny to see children use bad words? "South Park" sucks wind. Cartoons for adults should not feature children (or sell to children - which these do). Truly bad form. Watch "Daria" for a funny non-insipid cartoon. For that matter watch "Angry Beavers" for a childrens' cartoon with many double entandre and truly funny humour. -- sorry these are all US TV and cable (you might get them on Nickelodeon, MTV UK, or Comedy Central???). South Park is about as entertaining as two guys lighting each others farts in a dark room. (for those of you who may not know, NO this is not funny - just weird.)

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