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...'cos I don't know Doctor Who.

Glad to see you're still writing though, Verc.

Well, I wont force you or anything. This gun pointed at your back is merely a courtesy I afford all my most enthusiastic readers

Anyway, tell me if you think its any good

As I say, I don't know the Doctor, but it seems written well.

Have I ever mentioned that I really like the names you come up with? Felguard, was it?

Not to mention Mr Croft

Hello, sorry to intrude but I just thought you should know that I really rather liked it. Of course me being a bear with very little brain maybe I am not best suited to judge, but I have said it now and it can't be unwritten though you would proberly like me to do so if I could.

WbB

Well I've tried to make it as much "an introduction to Doctor Who" as possible.

Its not as crazy as my last story, but I think my stories benfit from having a focus rather than a general random mess... feel free to disagree with me though

I actually got the name Felguard from thin air. Must have been something at the back of my subconcious. When I typed it in to google it came up with something to do with War Hammer. Having never played War Hammer in my life (not that its a thing I wouldn't do, just have never got round to it) I have no idea how I got that name.

I don't question my brain I just accept it

Hello Wilson Brown-Bear, I'm glad you liked it And I've never questioned the logic of a bear before, so I'm not going to stop now

Or should I say start now? Anyway, thanks for reading it

Wilson, you probably make a much better judge than I do.

Verc, have you ever thought you're not the one who's making the decisions?

*dangles his wristwatch in front of Verc and chants "a character named Jodan... a character named Jodan"

Hello Verc, thank you for replying and not ignoring me as so many people do, I don't know why. Maybe it is because I am boring, am I boring you when I tell you I quite enjoyed your writing, I hope not. I thought it was quite a nice thing to say, If I am boring you I can go away, I don't mind. I am used to going away, it makes me feel sad but then what doesn't? Some people say I depress them, I don't know why, some people say, 'Wilson go away you bore me' Such is life.

What do you say?

WbB

You're certainly not boring me.

I wouldn't take it personally if people don't always respond.

I mean if I kept an account of the number of time people haven't replied to me... um...erm... maybe I am boring... what do you think Jodan?

Verc

Yup, Verc, you're definitely boring *rolls eyes*

On the other hand, people always respond to me, but it's usually because I've offended them

*Picks up Jodan's eyes and hands them back*

I found those on the floor, you should be more careful or you will lose them. Grr...

WbW

You could have least told us what TARDIS stood for....

I don't blame you though, Verc. Should have been piked up by Doctor Sloppy Editing.

So did you like it?

And for those who don't know, and probably still don't want to know (but I'm going to tell you anyway), TARDIS stands for Time And Relative Dimensions In Space. So now you know

You all knew that anyway though didn't you?

I could get as far as 'Time', but that's it!

So what did you make of it?

It's well written?

Are you asking me a question, or are you telling me its well written?

If you don't like it, tell me.

I won't shoot you...much

I don't not like it...

It's very Doctor Who from what I know of it and not too Doctor Who that you'll scare Jodan away!

I just don't know the plot yet to make an opinion.

Does that mean you'll tune in next week to find out more?