h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Idea also from afore mentioned monologue.

List of men with whom I have thought myself to be in love. First names only to protect the innocent. (But you know who you are and NONe of you are innocent and you know it.<incoherant mumbling&gt

Gilligan
Tony D
Leif Garret
David M
Frank O
John M
Geoff K
Juan Carlos
Rafael
RKB (if you're lurking here I only *thought* I was in love you. OK, now move along)
Bernie
Bob
and a couple of others who's names I have blessedly forgotten.

*Sees a distinct lack of Vestboy and breathes a sigh of relief*
Do you have the Brownies (young girl guides/scouts) where you come from? Is this a splinter organisation?
Can middle aged men join?

"adds Vestboy to people she thought she was in love with"

I will consider starting a splinter Brownie organization as per your suggestion. Just for your information, of I started such a group it would likely be populated by middle aged women like myself. You would be welcome to join.

do I have to wear a skirt?

Only if you want to.

Can't you make it compulsory. It's funnier that way.

Oohkaay...skirts will be required for all members at all times. Although I really prefer dresses over skirts so dresses would also be acceptable. Brown with a sash upon which to attach your badges.

Coo-ool Is there any initiation right/ceremony? Does it involve sacrificing live animals? Cos I wouldn't like that so much.

What was this club again? Oh, yeah. Viagra Brownies. No there will be no animal sacrifice. Perhaps a virgin or two. But you could close your eyes. Otherwise, initiation ceremonies...hmm...Viagra Brownie initiation.... . . .

*jumps excitedly from foot to foot*
And could we have our own little chant?
"What goes down can go up. Niagra - Viagra!"

You may be in charge of chants, hows zat?
Perhaps you should add it to your name.
And be careful with the jumping in that skirt. Your gonna start a riot showing off those legs.

In charge of chants! I've only been in the Viagra Brownies for 5 minutes and I'm already in chargeof chants
Starts scribbling in school notebook.

Leif Garret, eh?

Ugh, I should leave for work.

I was going to make fun of you for the Leif thing, then realized I'm not exactly in any position to.

Heather

Well I was 12.

I've got one, I've got one.
To promote the proper chewing of food... here it goes

2, 4, 6, 8 c'mon brownies masticate!

Whaddyou think?

Very good, Vestboy! Keep it up!

"keep it up"???? you are encouraging the little buggers here!

Nice list, wish i was brave enough to do likewise!

Terri

(do come & say hi on my journal space; "Bird's eye" thread, you may well bump into some people you know & we can always do with more folk like you!)

I dropped by your PS just now and looked at that thread and 3013 messages! I don't think I'll get through the backlog but I will pop in again and lurk or even say "hi" soon.

2, 4, 6 and a quarter
Don't laugh now I could be your daughter!
*pompoms aflurry ending in an energetic splits*











*twinge*

Ouch.

*tries not to picture Vestboy doing splits*



I think it would be best if the chants did not insult the members of Viagra Brownies...why would any one be laughing at us anyway? Viagra Brownies is an serious enterprise with a higher purpose. Right?

2, 4, 6 and a quarter
Come on now be a supporter(?)

How 'bout that chant czar?