h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

hey
Your a froopy dude
so what part of the us are you in? HAve you ever been to the "interesting" places? I just got bac from a trip to europe and stuff... it was awsome! Im gonna move to Capri island in Italy (I hope!)
well cya around!
cheers
ford

'ello.
Whats 'froopy'? ('fraid it isn't in my dictionary.)

I'm from NY, and I get the idea you're from the midwest. (correct me if I'm wrong?)

*interesting places* sniff sniff. Fraid not. I've been to Yellowstone National Park, Niagara Falls, and anything worth seeing in NY NJ and Penn.
Oh, I went to Israel once, its a cool place, but also pretty hot.

What's your age range?

hey!
ya, im from nevada.... have you ever read the hitchhickers gude? froopy is like... cool...
age range? im afraid i might be quite a bit younger than you...
18... (correct me if im wrong) but almost everyone here is olderthan me
oh well its still a froopy site!
cheers
ford

gee, I'm gonna be 18 in a few weeks. Totally froopy, man.
Since there aren't any British around to make fun... What in the world is Nevada like? (Odd how it avoids being noticable somehow. unless Las Vegas is in it. Is it?)

hehehe.... yes las vegas is in nevada....
nevada is like this:

its like that! nothing! just desert. sagebrush... dust... heat... IF it rains everyone is outside!... there are ALOT of mountains though... whenever i travel to a place without mountains i feel creeped out... im scarred for life!
so your 18 too huh? thats cool! usually everyone is like 51 or 39 or somethin...
cheers
ford

AND they all seem to be from Great Britain. Sometimes it feels a little hostile.
i'm gonna check out your personal space. come back in a week when i spice mine up a little.

WIll do... stupid capslock!the brits arnt that hostile!..lol thatsounds evil! My space is sad... I gotta update it... so hows things there?

cheers
ford

found out all about you. gettin' good vibes, man. What award did you and other 499 most briliant people in the USA get?

i donno what its called... lemme go chec if i can find it (i doubt it)..............no clue where it is... but it was some presidential award (sighned by bbush) for something i did in the field of science... i think i got it in my freshman year too... oh well theyre gay i HATE getting awards!
What about you? what are you into... besides americans...
cheers
ford

Neat. So you're a total brainiac who doesn't want to admit it. Very cool. We can handle that. I'm only an educated brain, never contributed so much as a toenail to science.
What am I into?
Self pity that there's no local wal-mart
making dough so I can get out of this country
researching anything, (Americans included,)
Writing stuff (not usually essays on Americans, but what wont I do for 15000 dollars?)
Swimming,
Watching people,
Meeting people
filling out forms. (ever notice how much paper goes into doing ANYTHING?)
slacking off.
wasting time.
Wishing I had a gun.

drinking water. (totally addicted, man. )
and eating. (three times a day! I just cant stop! Whenever I try I get this ache in my stomach and its just horrible! Dont get addicted to food man, it only feuls that other addiction: living. Cant seem to stop doing that either!)

Wishing you had a gun for what?? I got a crapload here...
"be prroud if you dont know how many guns you own!"
thats me!... oh ya im TOTALLY addicted to food to late for me man!
Ya, i hate tourists also...um... tourist? ya tourist! that came to our little town
I hate essays! cant write worth beans! Its probably the scool system... we dont got one!
cheers
ford

f'serious man. Where you from? What's the serious town population? I bet your tourist got lost and was asking directions.
Whats a hicksville dude like you doing in Amsterdam, Germany, and all those froopy places?

Amsterdams in germany?...huh isnt that odd?
k so were not just pop 4 maybe like 1000 its still really lol pop cuz in our pop count we include a 'town' thats about 9 mi away so ya... were really small... getting bigger though thanks to the mines!
we arnt hicks... we are um.... er.... something else! (n fact i thin we have the next hiitler living in this town!)(no seriously!)
you still didnt tell me what you wanted with a gun!... gonna assasinate someone?
cheers
ford

woops!...
i meant think and i meant

I've always wanted to shoot. Dunno why. I've been trying to make myself a bow and arrow since I can remember. The efforts have gotten better in recent years... last attempt was 4 years ago and pretty impressive. Nobody in particular I'd like to kill yet, but hey, boy scout motto: be prepared!

Does "Westinghouse Talent Search" ring any bells in your head?

And you never said what you've been doing in Germany. Fine, dont say. Tell Hitler I say hi, and he should go to H now, and save everyone the trouble later on. (By "Hitler" you mean power hungry, Jew Hater, chauvenistic pig, or little ugly mustach?)

Dont tell me you're spending all summer vacation on the computer...

thtas coo... what the hell did i just put?
thats cool! Ive been shooting sence i was....6. I am a member of the nra and we have compititions everyonce in a while... i win junior division every time!... im the only junior...

we just had a lay over in germany... i was goin to iran.
I mean Hitler as in a smart, evil, great public speaker he speaks german and he has a litle stubble!
cheers
ford

Dare I ask what you were going to Iran for?
Lucky you, have a rifle. *sinks into self pity* Maybe I'll go make myself a slingshot.

hehe... you do that
i have family over there... its a pain in the @$$
i got no family that lives within a 500 mi radius of us
oh well... what about you?
cheers
ford

hey cool, so one of your parents is Iranian? How long ago did they move here?
I've got a bunch of freinds who's parents high tailed it here when the regime changed.

I have too many relatives, thank you very much. About 30 cousins on one side, around 20 of them live within 150 miles. Other side I have around 3 cousins, but I never see them.

going to make that slingshot. gtg. maybe saturday night.