h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Huh? I seem to have missed some massive event... what was it?

A45104906i

You'll have to read the detail yourself, I'm afraid

Brilliant and clever! And it explains all those shell entries I noticed a while back. Couldn't figure out what the obsession was.

and

Feel free to join in if you like

I wish... but the competition looks stiff, and I've become awful busy IRL these days.

And we already know Leo is pretty much the best

I think I should take out the words 'pretty much' from that. Anticipating the threat, that sort of theory.

And it's just great to see you here, Leo. Yeah, people move on and have less time for this place, but it's nice when a h2g2 legend pops in now and then.

You're getting wary, Skankyman.

have I reached legendary status yet? I did wonder. Always wanted to be a legend. Does that mean I can pop in on newcomers, make snippy comments, and when the newbie gets huffy, have everyone say, "Well, that's Leo. You better swallow it and be glad of the attention"?

Just for you, Leo

A47168553

Ms GB

*Thank* You!

*reapplies lippy*

You've always had that status, Leo. And I've said that quote to myself every time you've kicked me in the head from the day I met you.

...that settled...

I'm utterly flattered. I shall look all the more forward to kicking you in the head in the future. Have anything in PR at the moment?

Of course I don't. I deleted everything I'd been working on as soon as I saw you were posting again

Oh, and by the way - since when did you start accepting es? I still have the scars from last time I tried.

Accepted a ?
*checks behind for who Skankyrich is talking to*
The "thank you" was for the link. If you think a over the head is acceptance, I'd hate to meet your friends.

...and since you're not producing, I guess I'll have to throw something in myself.

You'd hate to meet my friends anyway. They're all filthy Europeans who don't mind the slightest physical contact.

What's a , anyway? It looks more like a party dress to me. It's double standards; a smooch from GB and you're off in a , but you get the baseball bat out if I as much as in your general direction.

Actually, that makes me feel kinda special

Ooh, are you writing for PR?

Can we have a half-marathon write-up for The Post, then?

Have you ever been hit over the head by a shoulder tote with both a physics and a probability textbook inside? I'm guessing not, because you're still mildly coherent. But yes, you're right. GB is ever so much more appealing. It could be the showers.

There's something in PR right now. I have a marathon something written somewhere... I'll see about editing it for the Post.