h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

...yet again...another direct hit on the city I live in is expected...I'm gonna lose all my trees...anywho it currently has sustained winds somewhere around 145 mph and it still hasn't made landfall...This one could knock out power for a couple weeks...the funny thing is that this means that we still haven't completed a full week of school and it's been three weeks since we started...anywho I can only hope that it steers farther north or south and doesn't give us another direct hit...

Try putting up some sort of divert sign.........

I would only that someone would probably come by and pick it up either to reduce the debris or to hang in their room...

try superglue... on the sign and trees.... and if it goes sue the super glue company....

well the winds have droped to 115 mph so it's been downgraded to a catagory three...I'll still probably lose my trees...

Well if you cant avoid it by diverting it.... plan two might be: can you bribe a hurricane? I have pity for you and your trees

have some consolation

well I haven't yet truely lost my tree it is now limbless(since it sits on city property they decided to reduce its push-over-ability by cutting off all the limbs) and has a 60 degree list to it...and there's another much much stronger hurricane heading our way...Ivan...catagory five with winds at 160 mph...man is this my unly year or what...it my senior year in IB and we still have yet to finish a full week of school...and we won't until at the least two weeks from now...

so the redirect signs not working then?

no...unfortunately not...they only confused the locals...

well supermoo at least you are alive and well and have some life still in the garden...

true...

and hopefully it will all blow over as soon as possible for you...

hopefully yes...and the path of Hurricane Ivan is shifting west...

maybe the divert signs are working...

. . .
*runs outside to put more divert signs out...*

No no - they need to point the other way...

...or was it the visy versy only the other way around...*ponders*

Maybe if you have them pointing opposite directions it will confuse it and cause it to peter out??

How are you anyway mate?

me...I'm fine...kinda hot though...been out working in the yard cleaning up twigs and stuff...it's way too hot in florida...

and way too cold and wey in England, raining on and off and getting nastily overcast now....