h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

After giving a helping hand on Xander's '100 Buffy Moments', page 1 of which you can find at A2161595 we did the usual celebratory, and somewhat garbled phone call, involving lots of hysterical giggling and unearthly sounds which you usually only hear when everyone's very drunk, (and I don;t mean barfing!!)
It was during this phone call that the charming Mr. Harris mentioned that, maybe '100 Buffy Quotes' would be a great idea. Now, knowing me as he does, this thought penetrated my tiny little brain to the point where it was all I could think about therefore Ladels and Jellybeans, I give to you '100 Buffy Quotes' only at A2177255

I now have an idea which I know Xander's going to hate and will share it with you, kindly visitor to my humble dwelling..... '100 Quotes from each individual character!!!!

That'll learn him.... Or make his head explode, Im not sure which although I do hope its not the latter as brain matter id so difficult to get out of the curtains!!

Please feel free to leave a comment on the quotes at the bottom of each page but also, make sure you let me know what quote you are talking about, as my poor brain has had more than enough to deal with in the past few days and may well dribble out of my ears!! Also, if you agree that it IS all Xander's fault, you can say that too!!

Thanks all!
Willow

pooorr willow awww u gota great voicemail though hun lol best ive ve heard

It's still not MY fault, and if you wanna go for the brain moosh!! I was saying to Anya, if you averaged 5 quotes per episode, it comes to 720 quotes, so I was thinking that we could easily knock out another 400, to make it the 500 Buffy quotes, or if we really thought, perhaps even 1000. Get your mooshed brain around that Ms. Rosenberg.

Xander

ur fighting like two kids in a confectionary over the last sherbert

Bring it on Mr. Harris!!!! You know me, can run that many Willow quotes off the top of my head!!!

You wanna play????

We can do that, I think we should start with 100 from each character, then maybe 100 bad guy, 100 pointless, 100 dorky, 100 that made sense to the writers only, 100 hysterically funny, 100 innuendo filled.... Want me to keep going?? lmao
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Alex, I dont remember what my voicemail says.... Is it a goodie, its not the one with the fridge/freezer.microwave in it.... Is it?


Oh, and Xander.... it's entirely your fault!!
I mock you with my monkey pants!!

Now on internet yipee

will

its not that good im windin u up love ya

Well then if it's that easy, maybe we should knock 2000 quotes then...

only joking......NOT!!!

Xander

Ok, you wanna play big? Lets just cut our losses and go for 10,000 quotes... Better yet, lets just write up the entire script for each episode including stage directions.......

Oh, I know (cue Willow gesturing) lets just act out each episode in a weekly show online!!!??

this is getting sad