h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hello world. I'm Duncan.
I'm not entireley sure what's going on here so any random advice would be greatfully recieved.

I'm looking for my friend salochin yeliab or yeliab salochin, something like that anyway, but I'm not sure how to get in contact with him through h2g2.

Anybody out there ever heard of Spike milligan? here is one of his poems:

There are holes in the sky,
Where the rain gets in,
But they're ever so small,
That's why rain is thin.

(well I like it)

Hey there, Duncan. I'm in Cheltenham tooooo!

Tried http://www.h2g2.com/dontpanic ?

or http://www.h2g2.com/dontpanic-tour ?

It's very surprising that no one has been to your page... So if you're lost, ask the Aces, we're helpful people http://www.h2g2.com/Aces . Got a question, don't hesitate to... ask!

Nick is here: http://www.h2g2.com/U32373 .

Good luck

::Lisa

Hi I'm Nicholas, yep.

Hi there Lisa, I think I've just directed Duncan to you, oh well. Congratulation on becomming an ACE by the by, and heyty thefsysmc.

Don't know what that was about, sorry. Like the new changes to the guide, yippee and all that.


There is a really good set of pages on GUIDEML and HTML (I believe) and that will teach you lots. I know none when I joined.

Good luck,

Nick

http://www.h2g2.com/guideml-clinic , I think it is

Hi Nick And fankoos. New h2g2 rocks the world, eh?

Oh yeah.

Sorry, something's come over me, I've been all helpful lately

Thanks for the help Lisa.
Small world eh?

By the way, is there any deeply meaningful reason for the random (love that word) capital letters in your name. Will a careful study of them reveal your true identity as a hi-tech spy working in GCHQ? Is there some hidden, subconcious (dodgy spelling) part of your identity trying to communicate with you?

Or is it just the caps lock key getting stuck again.
I am intruiged.
I am also rambling, and possibly babbling as well.

Goodbye
Duncan !8' )

*laughs*

Well, you can't tell if I'm lying, but if you believe me I assure you I'm not

It's all perfectly innocent, it's just a thing that my friend Zoe does (might see her in the users list as PaPeRDoLL) because of the metal band Kittie who spelled like that on their album. VoWeLS LiTTLe CoNSoNaNTS BiG

Yes, small world..Have you seen mine and Nick's Cheltenham Article? It is worthy of chuffage, eh Nick?

Lisa

That is one fantastic article we have there, definbitly read it.

And don't be taken in by Lisa's reason above. She's lying (you can tell). Lisa is actually a south Mexican spy from Alabama working with the 'other' spies as an undercover Greek.

Ain't that right Lisa?

(in mexican accent) Drat, foiled again.

*laughs*, *laughs* and *laughs* again.

I like you people, your'e funny

Dunc !8 ' )

*picks up 2 sombreros on ground, hand one to Lisa and starts dancing to the tune of the rivera kid (Red Dwarf esc)*

*picks up a pair of castanets and starts wildly clacking them together while feet dance an intricate flamenco on the floor*
*shouts loudly* ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIPPPPAAAAAA!!!!!!

Dunc a.k.a the sundance kid