h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Picks Lisa up and, with all the static electricity she picked up from his hair, sticks her to the ceiling*

(lol)

uh...help?

*giggle*

*kicks her legs in an attempt to create enough momentum to swing herself off the ceiling.....*

*kick*

*kick*

*tires*

Would you like some help to get down?

Yes, please.

*kick*

*Grabs a handy fire hose and liberally douses Lisa with cold water*

*she falls to land safely on the sofa*

There you go.

*applauds*

I remember when this was nowt but fields.

Bad memories Bluebottle?

Not at all, I like fields. We should demolish more houses and build more of them.

There are so many fields around me, I guess I just don't appreciate them enough

I should spend more time frolicking in the fields

If you insist.

Yes, just make sure that it is a private field you are frollicking, with no children present

I get this feeling of deja vu

Why is that then?

Yes, why?

You're in for a bit of a wait, cos she has gone to Germany for a week.

Well, I'm likely to be off next week, so I'll return just in time for her reply.
Sarah's coming to visit as exams are over

Hopefully the time will fly by, I think I'm going to get very bisy over the next few weeks.