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Roasted Amoeba Started conversation Apr 21, 2002
Once upon a time there was a foot called Percy.
The End.
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Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga Posted Apr 21, 2002
Nonono!!
You missed out the bit about the email address! 
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Roasted Amoeba Posted Apr 21, 2002
Oh yes... Somewhere between the start and end of the story, these lines should appear:
"He lost his e-mail address due to the b******s at freenetname. However his solicitors are working day and night. Those two things aren't related but if I put them next to each other it looks like they are."
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Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga Posted Apr 21, 2002
That's better!
But you do realise that the BBC now own your story 
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Roasted Amoeba Posted Apr 21, 2002
Noooooooo! You sold me out! You knew I could make millions if I sold this paper to a tabloid or a glossy magazine... I thought you were my fwend... 
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Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga Posted Apr 21, 2002
I'm sowwyyy.... 
Only they said they'd give me donuts if I did it! You can have one if you like.
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Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga Posted Apr 21, 2002
*high-fives the copyright lawyers*
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Roasted Amoeba Posted Apr 21, 2002
It's fortunate that we amoebas are a peaceful race, otherwise I may consider vengeance in the form of such evil torturing utilities as comfy chairs and soft cushions...
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