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Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted Started conversation Oct 13, 2003
welcome to h2g2, 
I am Mort, <./>ACE</.> (assistant community editor) here to meet and greet you, and help you find your way around this site. 
If you experience any glitches over the next 24 hours then don't worry, it is just the system upgrade we had today causing one or two glitches 
Feisor has compiled a list of links at A719840 to make it easier to familiarise yourself with some of the most helpful entries, but here are a few to be going on with….
Take the <./>DontPanic-Tour</.> - its free and very useful!
If you want to find out something, (such as ‘how to fold a napkin’ or something more serious ) then the best place to ask is <./>ASKh2g2</.>, someone will always have an opinion there!
Visit <./>ThePost</.>
our weekly newspaper and <./>frontpage</.> to see what’s happening in h2g2. And the page that everyone always wants to find is <./>smileys</.> click on the link to get the full list or A690518 for help spicing up your page!
If you want to visit my page for a chat or you need any help then click here U204689 , leave me a message and i will get back you as soon as i can.
Happy Hiking! 
Mort
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