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Cheese jokes
Vestboy Started conversation Jul 7, 2010
I've heard a few recently and wondered if anyone out there had any to add
Here goes a couple:
Q What cheese is used to disguise a small horse?
A Mascarpone
Q What cheese do you use to lure Goldilox's three friends from the woods?
A Camembert!
Tip: say it out loud while holding a teddy and ask someone else to tell you what you said
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fords - number 1 all over heaven Posted Jul 7, 2010
How do you know when the cheese belongs to someone else? When it's nacho cheese.
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Icy North Posted Jul 7, 2010
Q. What cheeses do you get if you open a window?
A. Bries
(You making your own Christmas crackers or something?)
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jul 7, 2010
Cheese jokes? You're on dangerous ground here. I advise you to tread very caerphilly.
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Vestboy Posted Jul 13, 2010
Ooh! Christmas cracker jokes!
No I don't want them to be that sophisticated.
Keep it up we're doing well.
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Richard Posted Sep 26, 2011
Apologies is some of these jokes go whey over your head...
Q- what did the cheese say when he looked in the mirror?
A- Halloumi.
Q- What did the vein cheese say when he looked in the mirror?
A- Looking Gouda.
Q- What's Rihanna's favourite cheese?
A- Mozzarella-ella-ella.
I went on a cheese diet once... I wanted to cheddar a few pounds
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Icy North Posted Sep 26, 2011
Hi Richard, and welcome to h2g2 
Did you really go to all the trouble of signing up just so you could post to Vestie's cheese jokes thread?
Well, we're glad you did 
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lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned Posted Sep 26, 2011
Hi Richard,
Welcome to h2g2 
I have left a welcome message in your Personal Space. Keep checking the <./FrontPage/.> and <./>Announcements</.> for changes which will involve you! 
lil xx
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lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned Posted Sep 26, 2011
The Front Page link isn't working 
http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/home
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Vestboy Posted Sep 27, 2011
Woo-hoo! More cheese jokes. I luvvem!
You're looking taller than usual!
Yes, I've got a stilton.
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Icy North Posted Sep 28, 2011
I was going to post a very rude joke about how they make Welsh cheese, but I'm having to tread Caerphilly.
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Vestboy Posted Sep 29, 2011
That woman has two coats of shiny paint all over!
Yes, he Double Gloucester.
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- 1: Vestboy (Jul 7, 2010)
- 2: fords - number 1 all over heaven (Jul 7, 2010)
- 3: Icy North (Jul 7, 2010)
- 4: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jul 7, 2010)
- 5: Vestboy (Jul 13, 2010)
- 6: Richard (Sep 26, 2011)
- 7: Icy North (Sep 26, 2011)
- 8: lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned (Sep 26, 2011)
- 9: lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned (Sep 26, 2011)
- 10: Vestboy (Sep 27, 2011)
- 11: Icy North (Sep 28, 2011)
- 12: Vestboy (Sep 29, 2011)
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