h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I tried doing some of my tax return, and remained bored.

The good things which looked like they might happen look no longer to be happening - not through any preference of my own. I seem to inspire some odd things in people, although I've no idea, in this case, whether it's even me that's inspiring what's going on. It is confusing, though, and I wish more could be made clear to me...

It's raining and thundery, and my washing is still on the line...

rainy, rainy, rainy... Oi! Oi! Oi!

You know, when you're being deliberately cryptic it's even harder to know what's going on than when you're being generally cryptic - but I suspect that's what you intended.

You are officially an enigma wrapped in a riddle. I will have to get them to print up a t-shirt for you and everything.

An 'enigma wrapped in a riddle'? That's gonna be some t-shirt...!

*Walks in to clothing store, prepared to buy a riddle, but thinking that the underclothing enigma might be amore fashionably wearing item for everyday presentation...*