h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Bunnies are lovely and nice and sweet,
They hopple along and nibble my feet.
They like to eat carrots,
They dig them all up,
Then Kipper shouts at them and shoos them out of her garden, which I don't think is fair because she shouldn't plant carrots if the bunnies aren't allowed to eat them.

Grr

Dear dear angryeyes. You're so right. I think the bunnies should be allowed all the carrots if they want them. And I didn't know you were such a good poet. Do you like it here on h2g2, my love? Oh, angryeyes. If you come and see me, I'll sing you your song. And we'll have fun tonight in the special place. I love you, beaytiful angryeyes . Love, Cariad

Grrrr.

Computer asked lots of silly questions. Don't like the computer. It's not bunnie friendly. I had to change my password. What if I forget it now. Will you remember it for me?

Yes, angryeyes, I will remember it for you. You'll have to tell me what it is, though, or tell kipper to tell me. I hope none of the questions gave you difficulties. Why is it not bunnie friendly? Was that your old password?


C

Oh no! I meant

Kipper will tell you. Then you can remember for me.

Bunnies are not good at typeing. Unless thay have very big keys. Can we have a keyboard with very big keys in the special place. Then the bunnies could jump from letter to letter and type things. Grr. That would be nice.

I wonder what the bunnies would type.

Haloween was nice. I liked the vampire bats. One of them bit my finger a little bit. Sniffy liked them a lot. she still likes bats. Not as much as bears, but she thinks they're nice and flappy. Animals that start with a B are best!

Grr.

I will get Kipper to tell me for you.

I'm sure we could get a bunnie keyboard in the special place. Maybe if you look in the phone book you'll find one. Or we can get a man in to build one.

Halloween was nice. I hope you didn't lose a lot of blood. I liked the bats too, they have nice wings, all leathery. And the ghosts weren't too scary, but you were looking after me well, so they might have been otherwise.

Tonight we can have leftover Halloween food, and maybe a warming broth.



C

Yes broth. Carrot broth. And hot chocolate and marshmallows shaped like ghosts.