h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'm English. No, really I am (Bob McBob doesn't sound English I know).

You can tell I'm english because:
I drink tea
I eat "proper", british chocolate (which isn't "proper" at all)
I can be easily embaressed
I queue up for everything
and I live in England


Thanks. Traveler in time < 42, have a on me.

Nephew Who comes in carrying some fungus cultures
"Now wait a minute, I had expected the researchers to cultivate some conversations."
he takes a wooden chair and put it near a

"Well, now your in here lets introduce properly then."
he shakes hands with Bob McBob

"As you probably already know,
I am from Gallifrey
I am mainly here in search for my uncle
I drink the liquid black gold
I am happy living on Home with my littles
Oh yes, I have got a tardis with the looks of a sand castle <?>"
taking a mug of coffee he opens the parasol

"If you do not mind me sitting in the shade.
Beautiful weather here in Essex do you not think so?
I love these long days here on earth.
At Home we hardly ever stay outdoors, while the daylight is over before you finish a diner. For the most of the season at least.
Now let see, culture it is my weak side, I am more of a meta technician . The littles visit school, my mother runs a restaurant and I manage to master in nearly all sciences."

Hi There!
I'm an Indian (culturally) live in UK (at present) and a Hindu (by religion). I am very interested in conserving/ preserving our great culture, history, tradition.....Issue is Indian culture is quite diverse.....I haven't grasped it fully. When I think I know enough about some aspect of our culture, I come across another version of the same
I would be happy to participate in any conversation the society decides to take up

Nephew Who acting the hostage thing
"So happy Diwali, honoured Anushodhak. Five days is quite long to celbrate something like 'New Year', we have lost count. Perhaps while we have missed the start anyway.

Welcome to conserve your conversation."