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Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Started conversation Nov 21, 2012
I watched some people today, i was sat in my tractor in my field, trying to dig some form of drainage (really heavy rain and about 2" of standing water) when a car pulled up in the gate, the driver got out ran around the car and in to my field, hid behind the hedge and had a wazz! thats ok as ive been caught out myself, the only thing is after he finished he never returned the offending member back inside.................... his missus who was sat in the passenger seat was not impressed at her bloke and made the point by pointing at it and offering advice he put it away 
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Nov 24, 2012
Didja get a photo? 
fair enough... having to stop unepected, where there are no facilities... But forgetting to put it away afterwards.... I'd have thought the pain of the friction with the ground would have given him a clue... 
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