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That little Chat, most couples have in bed at around Two Am
Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Started conversation May 29, 2012
"you awake"
"no"
"Do you fancy a cuppa"
"No"
"I fancy one, why don't you go and make one"
"I'm asleep"
"No your not"
"No I am"
"Ok if your asleep why are you talking"
"I'm not, it's just that your dreaming and in your dream I'm having a conversation with you, don't you find it strange that a man can talk sense, and all the time while asleep?"
"Just get up and make the bloody tea"
"can't"
"why not?"
"because i can't sleep walk to the kitchen, and also i have not the request skill set to do so"
"JUST GET UP AND MAKE TEA"
"are you sure, as i can see your in two minds"
"TEA"
at this point i get up and go to the kitchen, followed by the devil in one of my tea shirts and my boxers, I'm thinking they look better on the misses then on me, but don't have the heart to tell there my dirty ones
"that bedroom ceiling looks like it could do with a lick of paint"
"really,"
"yeah, a nice white celing always looks good"
"you could be right"
"so when are you going to get on to it"
"when do you suggest, my love?!"
"at first light"
"right ho"
"what no fight about when"
"yeah, no fight"
"so what are you turning in to"
"a dream, your still dreaming, as by the last statement tell me and surly you too"
"W**k**"
the then went quiet and then went upstairs
so its decorating season, a little late this year
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