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Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Started conversation Dec 29, 2011
As the title says, I have had 2 of my em,ail boxes flooded with spam 
mostly female viagra ???? whats all that about i'm asking, the imagery is just soooo scary!
RJR with one eye shut 
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fluffykerfuffle Posted Dec 29, 2011
hi there jackruss... 
we have never met i dont think but i have seen you around
how you doin'?
ah
not so well i see
well, let me break it to you easy like
someone probably said just one word in your email account that made the email lurker/spy bot think that you were a female that needed some sort of 'product' that they could sell you...
since the beginning of time they have thought i am a male so i just let em keep thinking that 
anything to throw them off
its a game you know
if you are using an email service that is 'free'
then try this for laughs
send an email to yourself or a trusted friend
that has one thing in the subject line... like 'rugby'
and something completely different in the body
like words like 'birthday cake' 'flowers' and 'kittens'
then send it and have your friend reply with something similar
notice how the ads change and what they reflect aside the emails
probably you will get ads on rugby, birthdays, cakes, flowers and kittens
(they look not only at the subject line of your email but at the inside of it as well!!)
of course this only is useful if you are using a 'free' email service
like yahoo hotmail or google
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fluffykerfuffle Posted Dec 29, 2011
oh i almost forgot an anecdote
from far away and long ago
when i was running windows
95 
i think
anyway
a female friend came by
and said she wanted to look at her brother's website
she didnt have internet
and her brother ran some sort of porn site
for some strange reason we thought since it was her brother
it would be a 'safer' porno site to visit than any of the others
and what i mean by 'safer' is just the old 'will we be accosted on the site' kinda thingie
well...
another for some strange reason thingie is that i am SOMEwhat savvy
i mean
i am not a TOTAL idiot
and i knew
i KNEW
what would happen if we went there
that my computer would get..... cookies
oh no
oh no oh no oh no
anyway she says "but just for a second just a second"
and
heres the strange reason thingie
for some strange reason i thought that made sense
duh
so from then on out i got sexual email talking to males...
but that was long ago and far away and windows
now i only get that stuff on the hotmail account i had then
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Peanut Posted Dec 29, 2011
have your settings been changed, updated, happens this time of year
I get "dyson lovers do you want to test drive*
no thank you I wouldn't how many times do I have to say....
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Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Dec 29, 2011
Ta! For the advice, such fun I have been having with these mails apparently I like small Estoioan sheet steel trawlers
RJR
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fluffykerfuffle Posted Dec 29, 2011
"apparently I like small Estoioan sheet steel trawlers"
yes, but trimmed with white eyelet lace laced with pink satin ribbon 
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Peanut Posted Dec 29, 2011
anyone have estonian moose recipes, if i can't go authtentic I am almost tempted to add a bit 
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Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Dec 29, 2011
err my spell checker has again played up
I like small Estoioan sheet steel trawlers should have read I like" small Estoioan sheet trawlers"
A youfanisam if there ever there was one
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Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Dec 29, 2011
add the stout, ADD the STOUT
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Peanut Posted Dec 29, 2011
I am adding
how do you feel about mushrooms?
only asking, they upset some people 
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Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Dec 29, 2011
mushrooms are fine so long they don't get drunk, i always fine they upset people when their drunk
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Peanut Posted Dec 29, 2011
mushrooms don't upset me and I am happy with a side of mushroooms,
or saving them for breakfast...
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Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Dec 29, 2011
breakfast 'shrooms with bacon and egg is good too
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ITIWBS Posted Dec 29, 2011
I always start these in my lawn, when I have one. A simple matter, just toss a brownie cap or a fragment of one out on the lawn where you want the fairy ring to grow. Very tasty, fried by the skillet full in butter.
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