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Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Started conversation Dec 5, 2011
I have had the single biggest jape of my life today, so much fun it took me a good hour to get over it, it still making me snigger even now, just can't help it!
Right then, as you may know I have to attend the hospital for regular check ups, and today was one of those days, 4 to 6 hours of being poked and prodded then told nothing but book appointment for 6 months time, boring on the whole but not today. Today was different, I was sat on the bed being hooked up to the machine that measures what ever it measures, wires on my chest arms legs, and then "just lie still and we'll begin" so its started vizzz, vizzzzz, vizzzz, bleep, it sound like its enjoying working, the consultant is happy and smiling ask me the usual questions, "are you feeling this " as he run's a pointy stick up the sole of my right foot, "yeah still a bit dull but yeah" and then the same on the left foot " yeah the same, i can feel nothing" i say, "so no change eh" right then settle down and we'll carry on to the next part, see you in again in about 2 hours, so i was left alone with the machine reading me, I dropped off, a nice warm ward and a newspaper and a nice cuppa!
I'm woke up by a stomping woman dressed in a really tight pinstriped suit, loud feet and a clip board, sort talking to herself, muttering that nobody turns off anything, you sent out memo's, Emails, tell them at the "huddles" (just what that is i have yet to find out) so she's on a mission to switch everything off she can find in this deptment, she seen me and looked a look that only a middle manager can sport, "what are you doing here" she said, "being ill" I replied theres no one around she said i know they'll be back in about half and hour, i'll be done then, ahh she said and turned and switched off the light on the side of the bed! then she turned off the machine, i started to cough and spluttering, "switch it on, SWICHt IT ONNNNNN" i said, i have never seen a woman move so fast in my in tire life, you can guess the rest 
RJR 
hospital appointment,
lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned Posted Dec 5, 2011
You are lucky she didn't attempt the 
of life!
hospital appointment,
Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Dec 5, 2011
it was so funny
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lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned Posted Dec 5, 2011
Pity there was nobody around to witness it 
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Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Dec 5, 2011
I think ones enough i did feel sorry for her
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- 1: Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! (Dec 5, 2011)
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- 3: Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! (Dec 5, 2011)
- 4: lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned (Dec 5, 2011)
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