This is the Message Centre for Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA!

Ideal world

Post 1

Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA!

now then In an ideal world i would like thing to work all the time every time, relying on technology which has been played around with and by organic numptys who in the best part want to improve the technology and do their best, end up mending about on the whole 94.756% and the rest don't work right because it either to old, written by a t$t of a coder, and or i know I'm sure, but I don't know how it works but it works and well leave it alone cus its working (but this piece of code relies on a obsolete piece of code which was written in 1987 buy a shortsighted overweight teenager with mumps, who even then was'ent sure of what he'ed written), so after a thought or two I think that 94.756 is quite a good percentage to work to!

(queue the music, Nimrod Vladimir Ashkenazy)

The Queen, dressed in a light peach silk organza thong......... oops wrong speech there...... *coughs*

Our founder (may the great panglasticblater hit the right spot at the right time) would be pleased that this site, our site is up and running to the tune of (94.756%) and with that he would be please were all here bickering and running the place down as only hootoo can)


so be please and rase a glass of something strong and alcoholic to the blessed coders of the new hootoo smiley - smiley


RJR


Key: Complain about this post

More Conversations for Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA!

Write an Entry

"The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is a wholly remarkable book. It has been compiled and recompiled many times and under many different editorships. It contains contributions from countless numbers of travellers and researchers."

Write an entry
Read more