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Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA!

There is a bit of a whiff about the house, a bad whiff, a "something dead" sort of whiff, been looking everywhere for the sorce, the dog's (GOD BLESS'UM) have been not helpfull, been hiding "their sruff/toys" everywhere and then there's been the "Missus" ever since she caught me sniffing her (well it could be a "female" whiff could'ent?) she has not been too "sweet" to me of late!smiley - smiley

Till this afternoon I was playing tag with the dog's (GOD BLESS'UM) when the piece of rope we were using as a tag, was flung over the sofa, we spun around and dived over the sofa, when 51 and I was confronted by this smell, we both stopped our eyes watering, gagging, the missus came to the room to tell us to stop mucking around when she caught the whiff as well and then said "sort it out now"

I moved the sofa and pulled back the carpet, nothing out of order, then I noticed the air brick in the wall, gave it a whiff and there it was something in the wall, had to be, went outside and checked the wall! nothing! then noticed another air brick sort of loose, went to investigate, the smell was strong, got my mate Andy in (builder) and he removed a few bricks and we found the remaines of a squrell! smiley - smiley

RJR (now the smell is cured) smiley - biggrin


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Researcher 198131

That happens all the time at work with possums. It is indeed a rank smell smiley - ill

smiley - elf


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retiringviolet

Poor squashed squirrel, squire,it made you sqeamish, and your dog squealed.Your missus squeaked. It got squatted square, squandered squirrel. Life's unfair! How're the fish?smiley - smiley


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Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA!

they beee fine smiley - biggrin


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retiringviolet

And the beees?- Are they behiving themselves?smiley - biggrin


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Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA!

they were all dead i'm afaid! smiley - erm


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retiringviolet

smiley - wah sowwy smiley - cheerup


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