h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

"Blimey it's like the morning all over again."

Shut up! There's no way I'm standing in the queue for Billy Elliot again.

How dare you boo me R&F!

Why did Billy Elliot make you stand in a queue? If he want's a Greggs Steak Bake he should just queue for it himself.

"If he want's a Greggs Steak Bake he should just queue for it himself."

Well it was either that, or watch him prancing around on his tip-toes. So I gave him his Steak Bake and then stamped on his feet. That'll learn him.

I dare to dare to dare

"Well it was either that, or watch him prancing around on his tip-toes. So I gave him his Steak Bake and then stamped on his feet. That'll learn him."

If he tries it again tell him he'll go the way of Davina McCall if he's not careful.

"If he tries it again tell him he'll go the way of Davina McCall if he's not careful."

Doing adverts for Garnier? He likes the idea!

What can I do now?!

"What can I do now?!"

Beat him with a stick.

"Beat him with a stick."

He likes being degraded!

He thinks I'm hitting on him! This isn't what was supposed to happen

This is too much for my brain, two threads at once.

I thought you women could multi-task?

"This is too much for my brain, two threads at once."

You don't need to think. Just DO!

We can George

That looks like a naughty wink. Are you doing something naughty while you're typing?

No. Stop being so filthy minded!

"Are you doing something naughty while you're typing?"

I just changed the pressures and temperatures on my distillation column to achieve a desired production of ethanol when I wasn't allowed to.

I am so naughty.

"No. Stop being so filthy minded!"

But it's so hard!

"But it's so hard!"

I find that every morning. Makes putting my jeans on a chore.

Oh dear *moves away from this thread*

I hate toffee apples.

I'm in a hateful mood