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my arms are open wide...

CGG, that is a predicament......unfortunately the myth that all women can cook and clean couldn't be more wrong.....or do i just know lots of terrible females?

My speciality is massages

Well are you better at cooking or cleaning? If you go for a man who's the opposite then you have a perfect fit.

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I'm extremely accomplished at both, and am a bit sick of going for men who are the complete opposite I'd like one that could match my skills, not simply use them to their own advantage and sit on their lazy bum doing nothing.

Just because my little . We haven't today that was all.

I feel isolated by my lack of knowledge of Stevie Wonder.

Yeah, I don't know the words after that

My sisters makeup is done by Stevie Wonder.

My speciality is massages

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You'll do for me then Fasc

Why have you moved here?

Who is that?

"I'd like one that could match my skills, not simply use them to their own advantage and sit on their lazy bum doing nothing."

I think you'll find what you're looking for is a woman then.

Who is what?

I can do that for you CGG.....but i must warn you, sometimes i get carried away and start crying violently

I want to go on Blind Date with Stevie Wonder.

What happened to the other place?

Why was tother thread closed then guys?

You all realise, of course, that Hello was actually sung by Lionel Richie right?

I love that song.

Who is the elf?

"I love that song."

Really? It's horrendous. Not as bad as the video though. That's just wrong on so many levels.

That's ok Fasc, I like to cry violently too. After we've cried, I'll make you lasagne and then cheese toasties. We'll live happily ever after and have lots of little Fasc-CGG babies It'll be great.

You'll have to divorce R&F though