h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

FatAndSlightlyCretinous

Hello Are you male? female? robot?

"I've been speaking to him on Facebook about it and I was trying to keep his profile low."

You are the greatest 3 headed dancing man I know

You are the greatest 3 headed dancing man I know

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*sniff* That's just what my mum used to tell me.

GFC

"You are the greatest 3 headed dancing man I know"

Now you've gone and upset Bobby Tri-bonce, moonwalker extraordinaire.

"Beware the ravages of age Pinky"





I'm scared, I don't what to grow old.

"Now you've gone and upset Bobby Tri-bonce, moonwalker extraordinaire."

And you know what? I wouldn't hesistate to do so again. Bring him to me, and I will end him.

"I'm scared, I don't what to grow old."

The alternative is far worse I'm told.

Old age is not compulsory.

Old people are just young people with more experience.

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Cute kitteh.

Old people are just young people with more experience.

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If that were true they'd be better on rollerblades.

Bearded folk of any age stay away from blades

Hello, Sorry, back again, busy week.

Just seen the funniest thing ever driving back to the office.

I was driving through a small village and my progress was halted by an old lady that had somehow pulled out of a parking space on the side of the road and rammed straight in to a lamppost on the other side of the road. She was blocking my way and as is was a narrow busy road there was no where for me to turn my large vehicle around, whilst the small cars did . Anyway I got to be the car at the front where a group of quite attractive young mums had gathered to pretend to chat but really they where swan necking the accident that was blocking my way. I got out of my car to ask the old lady to move her car and she said she'd been told not to move it incase the lamppost fell over.... Health and Safety .... just as I was walking back to my car two cop cars roared in the first one stopped, the second one was too bust checking out the young mums and stopped by virtue of the cop car infront..... BANG.... CRUNCH.... SMASH.... See WWW Pointing a laughing at the cop.... see cop very angry.... see me saying "did you see that?" to the fit mums.... see them laughing a angry cop.... see cops boss get out of first police car.... see me smirk at angry cop and get back into my pickup.... see me drive past angry cop doing an impression of angry cop pre crash.

Why did the police think it necessary to send two cars? Waste of tax payers money!

"Why did the police think it necessary to send two cars?"

One to make sure everything was ok at the scene of the accident and another to chase WWW down the road and arrest him under some spurious charge.

Because you can't crash one police car into another if there are only one of them, and therefore you cannot brighten the lives of tax payers with your humourous incompetent policeman act.

Its a new public initiative and worth every penny.

My reply took a minute longer because I had to change it from a joke about one car to check the accident and one to chase WWW.

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I don't think so, not any more.

I'm going to FatAndSlightlyCretinous.

"Is it true there is a minimum height that you have to be in order to become a policer?"

Yep. 8 foot 7. Anyone shorter than that is not a real police officer. Remember that.