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Why did the police think it necessary to send two cars?

Post 4441

Pinky

Is there a maximum height?


Get Back On The Desk!

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U14207973

I am now regretting my actions, I have told office colleague and they are expecting me to get collared for something in the next few months.

Good luck to em... I am probably the best driver in the world.smiley - winkeye

There was an ambulance too... but it didn't hit anything so I didn't think it was important.

It was just the way the Cop was driving past these young mum, smirking at them and then the look on his face as he realised what he'd done.... I thought he was going to cry for at least 10 seconds until he got out and obviously started looking for excuses.

WWW - Innocent Party.... for once.


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Why did the police think it necessary to send two cars?

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chrisdgooner - Snood Doggy Dogg

I shall gladly take your smiley - star and let it live with me behind my wall. smiley - lurk


Why did the police think it necessary to send two cars?

Post 4446

GFC

"Nikolay Valuev as a policeman"

Blast. I was just about to write that. We are both too awesome.


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Post 4447

Pinky

"Are there any female Man Utd fans on this board?"


R&F


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RAF

Are there any female Man Utd fans on this board?
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Hello smiley - smiley


Why did the police think it necessary to send two cars?

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rowlybirkin - Clearing the boundary by the Severn - Creator of non working thingite smileys

Back home we had a policeman who was about 5 foot 2 inches tall (I kid you not). He was nicknamed "Laptop"


Why did the police think it necessary to send two cars?

Post 4451

GFC

"GFC....your awesomeness knows no bounds."

If we collaborated and made a song, we would be like Dizzee Rascal and Calvin Harris. Only better.


Why did the police think it necessary to send two cars?

Post 4452

U14207973

Minimum Height? Doubt it, they've dumbed down the written test so a monkey can pass it now too.

I have a drinking buddy (not a mate a such just use the same pub, and chat from time to time) who's just retired from the armed responce unit. He was from the era of the old requirements so he's 6ft 2" and has a sharp mind. At his recent retirement party he invited his "squad", oh the amusement... most where dim as you like.... scarey considering they have guns smiley - yikes.


Why did the police think it necessary to send two cars?

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chrisdgooner - Snood Doggy Dogg

R&F is a closet Gooner. smiley - lurk


Why did the police think it necessary to send two cars?

Post 4454

Melocanayaya - The Scourge Of Boy Bastin

smiley - diva


Why did the police think it necessary to send two cars?

Post 4455

RAF

FatAndSlightlyCretinous - How lovely smiley - hugsmiley - cheerup


Why did the police think it necessary to send two cars?

Post 4456

RAF

Chris - Lets not dream now smiley - winkeye


Why did the police think it necessary to send two cars?

Post 4457

Melocanayaya - The Scourge Of Boy Bastin

R&F is a closet Gooner.

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We broke UTID eventually. smiley - winkeye


Why did the police think it necessary to send two cars?

Post 4458

chrisdgooner - Snood Doggy Dogg

R&F my dreams cannot be expressed on this family thread.


Why did the police think it necessary to send two cars?

Post 4459

U14207973

R+F is a closet Villan smiley - rosesmiley - chocsmiley - cuddlesmiley - magic



Why did the police think it necessary to send two cars?

Post 4460

RAF

So now I am a Arsenal, Man United and Villa supporter? smiley - erm Next you will be saying I am a closet Liverpool supporter smiley - laughsmiley - laughsmiley - laugh


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