h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I can swear! yeah!

cant say bollocks

See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil. Rohypnol(TM).

re you testing the boundaries SSP? It's self moderating here. Someone has to report you to a proper MOD to get done. AS far as I've seen quote "just don't use words that will get you arrested in real life"

Do we have a bevy of glamorous women or the usual old faghag with a union jack miniskirt??

For thoughs nights you dont want to remember. Rohypnol.

We can feckin' swear!!!!

And yet I still resist, prefering comedy alternatives you muvver fookers.

Lets see just how far you can push the swearing.

Petrov is Rubbish.

Of you go SSP?

SSP is about to shut h2g2 down, thanks WC!

WC one of these days i will diss you so badly you will be begging me for Rohypnol

SSP

Can we call a truce now, we're both adults and the likelyhood of us being able to meet and kick lumps out of each other is very slim.

Hows about we get on?

Herc we're all sensible, responsible adult here.

I am an older brother so not use to backing down until someone agrees with my chain of thought

However in your case mate im sure we can get on

I hope i catch another one of your wine fuelled rants soon

Here's to Gab destroying Belarus tomorrow and cementing his place as England's 2nd striker

UTV

Wine Fuelled Rants..... ahhhh I remember them well... well no so well to be honest.

thursday will be WFR Night. The Wife's out and I've got a fine bottle or two of Merlot to drink.

I'm sure Gabby will be a handful on Wednesday, hopefully he'll score, run to the touch line, point at Emile and just start laughing - that would make night... week.... year in fact.

WFR. wibble

Have you got pencils up your nose Herc?

Errmm.. yes. But Im not herc. That was me that said 'wibble'

Blackadder goes forth

Ahhhhh yes, must pay closer attention.


Right I must take a break and think of a subject to produce my WFR about later.

I need to provoke some people in to action on 606.

Beckham at the World Cup maybe???

Ah my world cup squad..... maybe

Dunno can't think of anything yet to provoke that much outrage.

I might just have to produce another comedy of errors.

Beckham,Walcott, Lennon = OUT

Milner, Young Gabby and Warnock = IN