h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

They both had no choice but to spew.

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Ah, one thread tidied, 35,688 to go...

Maintaining the ebb and keeping the flow

And think about spam for dessert.



Whilst frying some mushrooms in butter

Into the kitchen burst a raving nutter

He carried a large knife...

and screamed "Run for yer life!"

"I'll ki... ki... ki... , damn I hate this stutter!"

Whilst bored on a dark rainy day,

I found that I'd started to sway

;^)#

as the boat I was on

it was known as Ron

;^)#

Started dancing to Abba (Ron was gay)

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"Great Scott!" cried Julius Caesar

As Brutus gave him a seizure

;^)#

"I thought you were my mate!"

'Twas March, it was fate

So he died, that unfortunate geezer

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Cleopatra grabbed hold of an asp

While Caeser's ass gave a glorius rasp

As the snake approached her breast

It slid under her vest

and she died with a pitiful gasp
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There was a young lady from Putney