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Post 1

Anonymouse Started conversation Oct 25, 1999

For your limerick pleasure again,

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Post 2

Bruce Posted Oct 25, 1999

For a while I've been wondering when

;^)#

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Post 3

Orcus Posted Oct 25, 1999

I first cough to remove some phlegm,

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Post 4

Anonymouse Posted Oct 25, 1999

Someone would move

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Post 5

DelphicOracle Posted Oct 25, 1999

Well, it just goes to prove

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Post 6

Bruce Posted Oct 25, 1999

That limericking's more popular than Sven

;^)#
I'll let Dave M's entry stand as the next 1st line to avoid thread tangling & rampant confusion

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DelphicOracle Posted Oct 25, 1999

Then start Limerick 4010

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Post 8

Orcus Posted Oct 25, 1999

It will be sublime

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Post 9

DelphicOracle Posted Oct 25, 1999

Such perfection in rhyme
Like we ain't seen since Merkin knows when

****

A tiger escaped from the zoo

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Post 10

Orcus Posted Oct 25, 1999

And went straight down the pub for a brew

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Post 11

Merkin Posted Oct 25, 1999

Along with a crafty Gnu

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Post 12

DelphicOracle Posted Oct 25, 1999

Some seven pints later

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DelphicOracle Posted Oct 25, 1999

They jumped over the fence

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Merkin Posted Oct 25, 1999

But the tiger was dense

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Just zis Guy, you know? † Cyclist [A690572] :: At the 51st centile of ursine intelligence Posted Oct 25, 1999

with a drunk alligator

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Just zis Guy, you know? † Cyclist [A690572] :: At the 51st centile of ursine intelligence Posted Oct 25, 1999

And they all ended up in the poo.

<----- (c) ARALDITE http://www.h2g2.com/A192322

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Just zis Guy, you know? † Cyclist [A690572] :: At the 51st centile of ursine intelligence Posted Oct 25, 1999

Now Amnesty's changed to a spamvert

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what you know as km Posted Oct 25, 1999

And renamed herself (?) Bonnie Lambert.

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Sorcerer Posted Oct 26, 1999

Don't know who that is

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Post 20

The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted Oct 26, 1999

So I'll go take a whizz

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1: Anonymouse (Oct 25, 1999)
2: Bruce (Oct 25, 1999)
3: Orcus (Oct 25, 1999)
4: Anonymouse (Oct 25, 1999)
5: DelphicOracle (Oct 25, 1999)
6: Bruce (Oct 25, 1999)
7: DelphicOracle (Oct 25, 1999)
8: Orcus (Oct 25, 1999)
9: DelphicOracle (Oct 25, 1999)
10: Orcus (Oct 25, 1999)
11: Merkin (Oct 25, 1999)
12: DelphicOracle (Oct 25, 1999)
13: DelphicOracle (Oct 25, 1999)
14: Merkin (Oct 25, 1999)
15: Just zis Guy, you know? † Cyclist [A690572] :: At the 51st centile of ursine intelligence (Oct 25, 1999)
16: Just zis Guy, you know? † Cyclist [A690572] :: At the 51st centile of ursine intelligence (Oct 25, 1999)
17: Just zis Guy, you know? † Cyclist [A690572] :: At the 51st centile of ursine intelligence (Oct 25, 1999)
18: what you know as km (Oct 25, 1999)
19: Sorcerer (Oct 26, 1999)
20: The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 (Oct 26, 1999)

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