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Lismiszickricks XIII

Post 41

Merkin

Before some young lad could advance

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A Womble from Wimbledon Common


Lismiszickricks XIII

Post 42

Orcus

Had an enoumous boil on his bottom


Lismiszickricks XIII

Post 43

Bruce

Large, red & throbbing


;^)#


Lismiszickricks XIII

Post 44

Merkin

It started him sobbing


Lismiszickricks XIII

Post 45

Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here

By spreading to his scrotum

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One night out grave robbing


Lismiszickricks XIII

Post 46

Mustapha

Leaving grease all o'er her fingertips.

(A Gurnard is a type of fish that becomes delicious when coated in batter and plunged into hot boiling oil!)


Lismiszickricks XIII

Post 47

Mustapha

I dug up young Christopher Robin


Lismiszickricks XIII

Post 48

Bruce

Tinged a light green


;^)#


Lismiszickricks XIII

Post 49

Anonymouse

He'd et Rabbit's bean!


Lismiszickricks XIII

Post 50

Mustapha

And choked on Winnie the Pooh's noggin!

smiley - fishsmiley - fishsmiley - fishsmiley - fishsmiley - fishsmiley - fishsmiley - fish

See they unearthed a mammoth in Russia


Lismiszickricks XIII

Post 51

Anonymouse

And the media made such a fuss, a


Lismiszickricks XIII

Post 52

Fate Amenable To Change

hirsute elephant


Lismiszickricks XIII

Post 53

RangaKoo

said it simply can't


Lismiszickricks XIII

Post 54

Frizzychick

be exhumed without help from militia.


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Well it looks like I'm off to the pub


Lismiszickricks XIII

Post 55

Mustapha

To give the old insides a scrub


Lismiszickricks XIII

Post 56

Bruce

A rough sounding beer


;^)#


Lismiszickricks XIII

Post 57

Anonymouse

And the scouring I fear


Lismiszickricks XIII

Post 58

Mustapha

May very well damage the tub.

smiley - fishsmiley - fishsmiley - fishsmiley - fishsmiley - fishsmiley - fishsmiley - fish

Out of the back of a lorry


Lismiszickricks XIII

Post 59

Fate Amenable To Change

fell some Sikhs, a merman and a dolly


Lismiszickricks XIII

Post 60

Bruce

They bounced, one & all


;^)#


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