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Though for some time it pained me to walk

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A horseman from Outer Mongolia

Behind his ear, a mognolia

;^)#

Fell in love with a lass who was lowlier

Curses - sim-post, schmim-post. I'll do yours if you'll...

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Rode out over the plain

But while in the saddle

His legs locked in a straddle

Surveying the slain

;^)#

He showed he was an under-arm bowler!
(could we cut out simulposts, please???)
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Whilst wrestling a monkey one day

And spanking another that way


;^)#
"(could we cut out simulposts, please???)" - how would you suggest?

I began to go blind,

Blistered hand, so unkind

I'm going out of my mind

But it's better than having to pay.

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Returning last evening from Brussels

( ARALDITE says No to deep-nested threads! )

Using defocused temporal perception, obviously.



http://www.h2g2.com/P192322

Watching dogs swim in baths full of mussels

'cos an EU directive

Once again defective

says "Store dogs in salt-water vessels".

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It's morning, it's early, and I'm yawning

In the U.S. my night cap I'm donning,