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Loose lips and treacle tarts
Lochangel Started conversation May 30, 2007
There is a family tradition which involves a fondness for treacle tarts. It reached its zenith (or nadir if you were the cook) when my Mum decided to make a treacle tart for a big birthday party she was throwing my Dad. She lovingly made the tart and little pastry letters spelling out 'Happy Birthday Richard', which she laid on top. She then put it in the oven.
The treacle mixture warmed and due to the wonder of physics became less viscous then it had once been. When it was taken out of the oven, the letters had rearranged themselves into a new and utterly unpronouncable message. A few years later they separated - my parents that is, not the pastry letters.
I don't think it was connected, my Dad is not that petty, but perhaps the first event was a sad divination of the second. Anyway this is by the by.
As has been the case for at least the last thirty years, I have once again managed to say what is undeniable true, but definitely best kept to myself.
You really think I would learn. It's not as if I have an unblemished record on this particular subject. In fact I seem to do it rather a lot. Then I spend days and days regretting it, but secretly knowing that I will do it again and probably sooner then I think.
In an attempt to make myself feel better, I took refuge in a treacle tart. Not literally you understand, that would have been very sticky and not a bit impractical.
I foolishly thought that it would make me feel better. Two bites in and I regretted it. As treacle tarts go it was profoundly disappointing, but it was more then that. It just didn't help as much as I thought it would. So I threw it away.
It still leaves the question, what does it take to make me keep my mouth shut?
Failing that, what does it take to get a decent tart in Chelsea?
Loose lips and treacle tarts
Whisky Posted May 30, 2007
Answer to first question... "What does it take to make me keep my mouth shut? "
I'd say - you're probably better off in the long run _not_ keeping your mouth shut
In answer to the second.... I'm pleading the fifth amendment - there's no way I'm admitting to being knowledgeable about tarts in Chelsea (or anywhere else for that matter!)
Loose lips and treacle tarts
Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted May 30, 2007
Loose lips and treacle tarts
Mu Beta Posted May 30, 2007
Hmm...Abi...tart...loose lips.
Wasn't that the dream I had last night?
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Loose lips and treacle tarts
Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted May 31, 2007
Loose lips and treacle tarts
Whisky Posted May 31, 2007
Which statement is that? The one about MB being human or the one about me not knowing anything about tarts in Chelsea?
Loose lips and treacle tarts
Lochangel Posted May 31, 2007
I wouldn't want to say either without sound legal advice from at least two suitably qualified legal personnel.
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted May 31, 2007
MB being human, Whisky. Your knowledge, or lack thereof, of tarts I don't feel qualified to comment on. Although I find it hard to imagine that a sailor has *no* experience of tarts
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Jun 4, 2007
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Loose lips and treacle tarts
- 1: Lochangel (May 30, 2007)
- 2: Whisky (May 30, 2007)
- 3: Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. (May 30, 2007)
- 4: Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor (May 30, 2007)
- 5: Mu Beta (May 30, 2007)
- 6: Lochangel (May 30, 2007)
- 7: Whisky (May 31, 2007)
- 8: Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences (May 31, 2007)
- 9: Whisky (May 31, 2007)
- 10: Lochangel (May 31, 2007)
- 11: Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences (May 31, 2007)
- 12: Lochangel (May 31, 2007)
- 13: Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences (Jun 4, 2007)
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