h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

that is me!

Any way today is my last day as a bottle blonde - it has been an interesting time and I am sure that gentlemen prefer them but I am happier being a brunette. So it is away with the caramel and honey chunky highlights and back to deepest dark chocolate hair and ridiculously pale skin just in time for winter. This season I shall be mostly wearing the Morticia Addams look!
 

In that case, it appears I am not a gentleman! *raises hat* Apologies.

IMHO, when it comes to hair, the darker and longer, the better.

Thanks Nick... I'll start growing it!

I could say something......but I won't!

.........Sid..........

E Vibenstein: Well, I can't speak for guys, as my personal desires and tastes typically end at that particular gender boundary, but certainly long hair works on some guys and not others (just like sideburns). But just think of how much money you'll save on haircuts.

Oh go on, Sid... it's never worried you before!

oooooh look all my favourite men in one place!

Ms L! *raises hat* Fancy meeting you here!

Yes but where are my other favourite men; Vestboy, Zebedee, Smiley Ben and he who must be obeyed Mark Moxon (Cue angels singing and trumpets)

Good evening all!!

This is fun!

EV, you can de-cock your cocked hat now!!!

It will ruin the shape of youe head.....

Last time I saw Vestie he was throwing hedgehogs around Glasgow Central station. It's a long story. As for the others, they've probably been distracted by trivialities, e.g. work.

Oh, good evening Sid! *de-cocks hat* No point going at it half-cocked, eh?

Your quite right EV, it all or nothing, full-on or you might as well not bother!!

This is a man talking from many bad experiances here!!!!

Is this something you want to talk about, Sid? Do you need some therapy from Vestboy?

Errrrrr.....no Ev, I don't think thats a very good idear!

My wardrobe is full of skeletons, only being held shut by gaffa tape at the moment. Best not to let the spooks out!

Righto! As you wish!

Here in Canada, I think you can get fined for throwing hedgehogs about, but I could be wrong. If you dress the right way, it could be seen as performance art, I suppose.

hey Nick Pokemon has finally arrived. Got to go to bed now! Sleep tight all

Love
Lochangel

Well, that took long enough, didn't it? A couple of my co-workers who have rather obsessive personalities and lots of money have just started going insane over Pokemon. They play the trading card game during lunch and after work. One of these guys has a wife and kids. The other is old enough to have a wife and kids, but doesn't.

They both went to Toys 'R' Us today at lunch and bought all four trading card starter packs, some booster packs, a Pokemon poster showing all 150 of them, and a little Pokemon book in which to store trading cards. It's madness, I tell you.

Wow, you're off to bed, and it's only 4:00pm here. I'm just getting off work. Think I'll go home and watch the Wallace & Gromit DVD I picked up the other day.

Nighty-night, then.