h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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You can even have a normal conversation. If you prefer. But I'll be disappointed.

evilladynightshade? Tell you my personal problems? I rather think not! Not with that name anyway.

Hoho! I am not fooled by this show of innocence... Lady Nightshade knows all!
(They made me be evil, honest.)
PS- how's the measuring going?

Show of innocence? Show?

Rumbled.

Everytime we start we seem to get, how shall I put it, distracted. I'd sort of given up in favour of coming to the BB, but Ithink I'll at least try to get something down on paper so I can bring it with me. One day..

Ah well, you can't fool everyone all the time. (I was going to say 'you can't keep it up forever,' but that sounds rude. To me.)
Or you can just make use of our 'measuring booth' on the day. (I say booth... really it's just a curtain.)

It sounds rude to me as well. I'll carry on trying though, as it's such fun!

'Carry On Trying'... that could be rude, in a good old British humour type way. Perhaps.

I think that you need a Sid James-a-like to keep you in check.

Dosey Brunette Bimbo sent an email to evilladynightshade at hotmail.com! I didn't have your address at work with me, but I got a fatal-errors message from hotmail that said your account was inactive... I ended up worrying about your health, then I decided it was probably your computer that was dodgy!

x x Fenny (stupid people need UT, too!)

What is a normal conversation anyway?

One in which the following do not feature:
diseases, rude things, comical doings, faces, in-jokes, mysterious quotes, and underwear.

For example, talking 'bout the weather.

So a clown dressed in a latex corset quoting Milton whilst sat in a bath of beans would be ok then?

Prize-winning!