h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You'll have me chasing shadows at this rate Wowbagger!

BFG.........hmmmm. In the game doesn't that nean BIG f*****G GUN?

LOL. Yes. It's pretty appropriate for you, Bear.

BFG's itis in
*shazz aims her deluxe phaser and takes down 3 T men. She peers around the corner and sees a huge safe which looks very complicated indeed!*
Righto BFG's! This is what we've been looking for... now... who can open this thing? I don't think we better blast it because we have no idea what is inside!
shazzPRME

Whenever I encounter a locked door I either kick it down or blow it up.......I'm no good at things requiring finesse.

Maybe Wowbagger can "doo-bee-doo-bee-doo" it open?

I can do better than that my friend. Pass me a beer or three!
*Wowbagger now guzzles down several containers of the amber fluid.*

Heeeeere we go! Turn your heads people!
*lets off with an enormous burp aimed squarely at the door. It slowly melts to the floor*

These Dean Martin powers sure come in handy!

After you all.

I'm sorry that it was a little lacking in the finesse department, but it got the job done. Anyhow, my hair's still slick, my white sports coat (and pink carnation) still look freshly pressed and I feel a song coming on! Let's go everyone!

*Surreptitiously inserts a pair of earplugs so as not to offend Wowbagger and pushes him through the door first*

I'm right behind you!

*Wowbagger disappears from sight and Gwennie stops herself from following him to the bottom of a very steep slope*

I say! Are you alright?

*The outline of a white jacket can be seen at the bottom of the slope and Wowbagger's moans echo back*

Hang on Wowbagger! Whoohoo! *Slides down the slope and calls up to the others*

Hey, guys! I think we've found the loot! Come on down!

*Steps over a groaning Wowbagger and starts to investigate the bags*

*Slides down, knocking into Wowbagger a bit.*

Honey, you ok? Actually your hair looks nice all mussed up like that. ~grin~ What's in the bags? Hope its heaps of gems. I love gems!

Why, thanks Mari-Rae! *Feigns affectation and flicks her hair back over her shoulders*

Well, lets take a peek in here...

*Absent mindedly takes a seat on the still prone Wowbagger and starts to untie a large bag*

~feels a bit sad, cause he hasn't been able to use his self-made flamethrower...~

*Looks up from untying the bag*

Aw! Didn't ickle Kheldar get to play wiv his new toy den?

Well, if it'll undo this knot, without damaging the contents of this bag, whatever they may be, you're welcome to give it a go!

(this is totally unrelated..........SOMETHING TERRIBLE HAS HAPPENED at The Church of the True Brownie. Some thugs who are calling themselves the CLI have taken some of the brownies away to be analized!! They seem to believe that they are some kind of Police squad.....It seems someone has hinted that the brownies may be spiked(?) Do I smell police corruption? Perhaps the BFG's could lend a hand. We could hire ourselves out as a Brute Squad. http://www.h2g2.com/F25058?thread=64406)

~changes some settings on his flamethrower and aims for the bag Gwennie is holding~

Would you mind stepping aside for a moment, milady?

Missionary the Forth will be to the rescue of our sacred brownies as soon as I pocket as much of this treasure as possible, assuming it is treasure.

*Stands aside from the bag that Kheldar seemingly is about to torch.*

I've no idea what you're talking about BB, but am game for a riot!

*Stands back from the sack to allow Kheldar to play with his toy and hefts her handbag to the front just in case there's something worth bagging*

*waits.........*

will you shoot the damn thing already!!

I'm working on it. This thing takes a few secs to warm up...

~makes sure that no one is standing near the bag and fires. then flies backwards against the wall because of the power of his weapon~

Wow! I have to remember that. Didn't expect it to be *this* good

*walks over to smoldering lump...nudges with foot*

He's dead ,Jim. Peee-Yeewww! *pinches nose*

What's that smell?

It doesn't smell to good does it! I've never known precious gems to give off any smell... unless you count carbon of course!
shazzPRME