h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

This is certainly a wonderful place!
Where shall we start?
shazzPRME

The bar of course . I wasn't able to finish my drink, cause for some reason I spilled half of it on the floor

LOL. The bar is always a great start. I think I'm going to have a nice, spicy Caesar. I've picked up some nice bumper stickers for the fridge. I hope Bear doesn't wid up in jail.

So do I alicat! I hear that they are not very pleasant!
Righto... the bar it is then!
Do we still have Peta's credit card?
shazzPRME

Linus gave it to me for safe-keeping! On to the bar!!

LOL!! Safe-keeping? That's one way to put it

We can "safely keep" the balance high!

*Orders a round of drinkies for everyone and hopes that BB doesn't get arrested and duffed up by the local police*

*walks up to bar wearing long trenchcoat, Ronald Reagan mask and and a red sombrero. Looks over shoulder nervously. Takes a pull off hip flask and sidles up beside Gwennie*

Who wants to buy a stranger a drink?

*wink*

LOL!!!

LOL. What a pleasant face on this "stranger". I never realised before how appropriate the word STRANGER was before. What'll you have?

I wonder what Ronald Reagan is up to here in Deimos? I like his cape.

*Purchases a drink for BB and says loudly so everyone in the bar can hear*

I don't buy drinks for strangers normally, you know. I'm not that type of life form!

*Whispers to BB* I think we have everyone fooled! Where did you dump the police vehicle? What happened?

*alicat's big cat's ears pick up the conversation*

What a great start to our adventure!
Hey stranger... let me get you a drink also!
So... a few drinks in good company... what is next huh?
I suggest that we try out the pleasure rooms... I have no idea what they are about, but they sure sound like fun!
shazzPRME

*suddenly realises Marie-rae asked him a question*

Well, in Battlestar Galactica they all wnt to a planet not unlike this one but people kept disappearing and it turned out they were being used to feed the insectoids whose planet it was...

So my advice is be careful

*orders another round of drinksas he realises he can still stand up *

....*whispers*

...ditched the car in a lake a few miles away from here......cops caught up with me ...had to give one of them a thwack athwart the ear-hole to get away.....

...this planet may not be as safe as it seems. We should watch out for insectoids...and keep an eye peeled for the Fuzz....I damaged some property during the chase....

*Tries to appear nonchalant and sips her drink*

Oh, dear! Perhaps we should make our way back to the space ship. I was sooooo hoping to visit that big wobbly pleasure dome over there...

*Points to a large, wobbly building with a picture of a very large water slide on the front and good looking, hunky lifeguards milling around outside*

Oh well! *Sighs wistfully*

~whispering~ Nah, we can hide Baron ok. Let's shave off his fur. No one will recognize him then.

*Buys a round for everyone.*

*Grins wickedly and leers at BB*

I wonder if the gents "facilities" have razor blades available?

Of course, if we shave BB, we'll have to get him a swimming cossie...

*Raises her glass to Mari-Rae*

Cheers me dear!

I'm glad that is settled then
I vote for the wobbly dome! Water and life guards?! Just what a girl needs after working hard all weekend
*Wanders off in the direction of the wobbly dome*
shazzPRME