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etn2 Started conversation Jul 12, 1999
shazz; you are giving brits and ex-brits a bad name. i know you aren't as naughty as you nake out. your friend from zog.
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shazzPRME Posted Jul 12, 1999
I'm not as naughty as you..starting a new thread!!! Why are you being so down on my innocent little fish? I suggest that you retreat to the "Shazz Fish" thread with your tail between your legs (if you have any)...PS..any jobs going on Zog??
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Jan^ Posted Jul 13, 1999
Hi Shazz,
As a fellow Brit, I like your fish. If you want to have smileys, see http://www.h2g2.com/P72316 and read the forums, which should/may/might/well, sort of help.... I think.
Or drop me a line on the Smileys article page 
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shazzPRME Posted Jul 13, 1999
jan* thanx again..I have these sussed 
I think that the visitor from Zog is an aquaintance of mine from the states...no page etiquette 
Glad you like the fish..F is very good with the html LOL
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etn2 Posted Jul 16, 1999
what do you mean no page etiquette? the inference is those of us on this side of the pond are crude. may i suggest that this america bashing stuff by you brits ( or whatever you call yourselves these days) is growing a little tiresome.
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etn2 Posted Jul 16, 1999
what do you mean no page etiquette? the inference is those of us on this side of the pond are crude. may i suggest that this america bashing stuff by you brits ( or whatever you call yourselves these days) is growing a little tiresome.
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shazzPRME Posted Jul 16, 1999
ohhhh...don't get shirty...and don't post twice...or is that an americanism....everything needs to be done 2 times at least ...to get it right!!
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etn2 Posted Jul 16, 1999
may i suggest, my dear shazz (if that is your real name) that your irritability may be due to the fact you are allergic to fish.
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shazzPRME Posted Jul 16, 1999
ahh..no way...but I prefer the ones without shells!The sole of dicretion huh
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etn2 Posted Jul 16, 1999
my dear british cousin, did anyone ever tell you the pun is the lowest form of humor? .......and sometimes the funniest. this is all getting to sound pretty fishy if you ask me.
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Guru Posted Jul 17, 1999
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
How do you play bowls?
What do the americans have against communists?
Who first looked at a cow, and said...
Shazzy, can you get those funkified fishies that fenchurch does on these pages? (heehee, that rhymes).
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shazzPRME Posted Jul 17, 1999
"Sir,you are drunk"...."Madam you are ugly,but at least I'll be sober tomorrow" Any idea??
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shazzPRME Posted Jul 17, 1999
hehehe...I'll quote you one of his in a mo!! No..Winston Churchill
ok TB quote:...to a lady cellist.."Madam,you have gods gift to man between your legs and all you can do is scratch it!" 
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Jan^ Posted Jul 18, 1999
*caps quote*
When asked if he had ever conducted music by Shostakovich, he replied, "No, but I've stepped in some". 
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shazzPRME Posted Jul 18, 1999
hehehe..I see that I'll have to dig out my book of hilarious musical quotes!! Pity we can't put any Hoffnung on these pages
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Jan^ Posted Jul 18, 1999
Now that is a brilliant idea! I have Hoffnung book somewhere and could scan the images in... then save them on another home page and they could be posted on h2g2. Fantastic!
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