h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'm pleased to see you - just a little concerned and suspicious.
I fear that Venus is invading our planet by invading H2G2 - and I won't let anything stand in the way of Earth, Freedom and a very large pint.

You don't like the sound of multiplication, Sid? Oh dear, that *is* a shame...
*runs her finger around the rim of her glass*

You realise that you will be stopped by N.A.V.A.L.?
Your plan to take over the world will fail!!!

Multipication was never my stonge point...

I'm much more of a *hands on* person!!??

Sid....

Drool ???

I fear we were distracting the poor lamb.

Now then, whats all this about taking over the world? Do we look like terrorists? I think Bluebottle is all hot & bothered and needs a nice lie down.

Are you offering something?

Do they ever not !!!!

Good point. But what is it they're offering? Would you like to join NAVAL, Sidney? follow the link on my page.

Think carefully before you do that, Sid... *licks her lips* Think very, VERY carefully...

I thought about this very carfully.....

And in no way do I want to be asociated with the N.A.V.A.L.....


I was never one for clubs.... I only lasted a day in the Cubs !!!

Dib dib dib.....

Sid.......

There's a good boy, Sid... you know it makes sense.

I don't know..... I just wish it would!!!

*giggle*
Well, I have to go and catch up on my beauty sleep... goodnight Sid! *blows him a kiss*

T.T.F.N Venus......

Sid........

Sid, I hate to intrude, but shouldn't you have said that she didn't need beauty sleep?

You are right Ev..... dam, why didn't I think of that...

Maybe thats why *she* didn't reply?

Face it - you've lost her forever, you might as well join NAVAL.