h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hello Sid... things were getting a bit crowded at my place, so I invited myself over to yours... hope you don't mind!
*makes herself comfortable on the chaise longue*
You didn't *really* think I was your brother... did you? *giggle*

Why thank you Miss Venus!!...Or can I call you Venus?

If I had known you would have been dropping by, I would have cleared the place up a bit!!!

*reaches down the back of the chaise longue and defly discards an old sock*

So....can I get you anything?

Yes, there is something you can get me... how about "drunk"? *giggle*

No prob's Venus!!!

What tickles your fancy??

Vodka & Orange.....JD & Coke....or two of Special Brew!!

That I'll put lead in ya pencil!!

Mmmmm, I'll settle for a G&T at the moment... let's leave the Special Brew for later!

In the meantime, let me see if I can fix the problems you're having with your "hard drive"... *giggle*

Oh yeh, are you good at "Drive Segmentation" then?

*pours a Large G&T into a tumbler*

Ice and lemon?....

Mmm, lots of ice... isn't it hot in here?
So, you're having problems with your segments?

Ohh yesssss!!!!

It's got so bad that I can't even see my segments in dos!!!

If I take the top off, will you look for me???

*hands Venus a G&T so cold the glass is wet*

You can run, you can hide, but you can NEVER escape Bluebottle!!
Thanks for the link, my friend When I next do something to my page, I'll put one to you too.

No prob's Blue !!

Lots of happy friendly faces

I've just watched the match, and i've been drinking, I'm not happy and smiling !!!

Well, come over to the F&F and I'll get you a drink.

No, Sidney, don't leave me! *looks pleadingly at him with big puppy-dog eyes*

Venus !!!!

Where have you been...... I've been worried ??

I've worried too - she's multiplied!

Mmmmmmmmm........

I don't like the sound of this ???

Don't worry - she's not pregnant (as far as we know...)

*pouts prettily*

Nobody seems very pleased to see me.