A Conversation for Bassingbourn, Hertfordshire, UK.

Owja?

Post 1

Just-another-number

Too true, I come from Royston originally and I have on many occasions had to fight my way through whole squads of 'owjas'. Another intersesting thing about them is what they buy once someone does tell them where the nearest shop is. They go into the news agents just round the corner and buy carrier bags full of sweets. They don't buy much beer (even though it is for sale), instead they buy lots of sweets? Why is this?


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Post 2

Shawn the uncarved block.

High sugar content. I can exclusively reveal that psychological methods of intimidation can't work on people that have no developed psychological profile. The next best thing is a low protein and sugar diet in the mess. The sweets supply the sugar and the "biscuit game" provides the protein.

If you need to know what the biscuit game is, ask an ex-soldier. I'm too much of a gentleman to tell. smiley - smiley


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Post 3

Shorty

Lieing git LOL


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Post 4

Shawn the uncarved block.

I would not explain the biscuit game.

You can have a go though, Shorty !!!


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Post 5

Shorty

No...the lieing git is you saying your too much of a gentleman.


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Post 6

Shawn the uncarved block.

I would challenge you to a duel but you don't have Quake 3 yet...


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Post 7

Shorty

Well there is still TFC which you no longer play...smiley - sadface


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Post 8

Shawn the uncarved block.

Yeah...?!?!? I'll still whip you at a little capture the flag on TFC. The capture the flag game on Q3 feels like it has been tacked onto the game with very little thought. If someone converts TFC to Q3, with its graphical newness, that would be extremely enjoyable. The sentry guns could fire plasma instead of bullets and snipers would have chargeable railguns. Imagine being able to have spraypaints in 256 colours instead of one shade of something. Mmmmmmm...

...name a good day. Sunday...? I don't think I'm on Sunday...


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Post 9

Shorty

Should be home after 16:30 on Sunday, sounds good to me...smiley - smiley


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Post 10

Shawn the uncarved block.

OK then. 16.45... I'll go on-line and put ICQ on too. Find a reasonably busy site and we can get to it. I feel like being a soldier or a medic this time.


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Post 11

Shorty

Nah, be an engineer then we can both infiltrate there base and build sentry guns, cause a bit of chaos LOL.


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Post 12

Shawn the uncarved block.

We're going to have to stick to certain sites. Pick 10 or 15 and call them favourites. Then we only have to search that list for each other. Same with Q3A too. I do love a good game of team deathmatch. With a BFG10k. HA !


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Post 13

Shorty

Indeed. we'll have to sort it out, but first I'll need a comp that works properley...


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Post 14

Shawn the uncarved block.

Just as Billy Gates the 666th said he wants to work MORE on the things that make your PC tick !!! smiley - bigeyes


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Post 15

Shorty

Yeah, then hopefully someone will sack him when he screws up again...


Bill Gates has goats.

Post 16

Shawn the uncarved block.

I wonder if they've sent him to the shops for the kind of things all the new people in the office have to go for.

"Excuse me, have you got {pulls list from pocket} a tin of striped paint in any colour, a long wait and non-stick glue...?"


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Post 17

Shorty

My fave when I worked in stores was to send new starters for the falopian tubes...always a classic, or a tin of artan paint for the Scottish pullman...smiley - smiley


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Post 18

Shawn the uncarved block.

Artan paint...? Artan paint...?!?!?


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Post 19

Shorty

O.K. so I can't type...read TARTAN!!!


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Post 20

Shawn the uncarved block.

smiley - smiley


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