h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I dreamed that I was in yet another of those adventure-threads with Affy and GL and whatnot. I was doing just about everything irritating from my younger years (i.e. bringing in Loads And Loads Of Characters, providing excessive sound effects) ...

Keep in mind that I'm seeing this as "physically happening" in the dream, but the dream is insisting that it is a roleplay thread on the H2G2.

So, the adventure involved going down this really deep shaft on a moving platform. At the bottom of the shaft, there was this sort of pool of water, and what looked like a random hallway/antechamber from a building. There were other ways to get down there (Affy took a quicker route), but I was on the platform. The platform abruptly broke, causing me (I know "I", Dylan, and Yar Kramer were there separately for some reason, along with possibly Mog and I think some nonexistent character of "mine" who was supposed to be an equivalent to GL or Gairus) to plummet down the shaft. However, I was safe, because I landed in two inches of water (in the Half-Life games, two inches or more of liquid will negate all damage from falling).

Then the adventure got derailed when some sort of old friend of Affy's wandered into the thread, and they started greeting each other and being all "oh, long time no see!" and catching up with each other; said person was (I'm not making this up) a dark-skinned pre-op m2f transgendered person in a skimpy green thong-bikini. Another transgendered person was also there in the background, as well. My brain comes up with the most *outrageous* things, sometimes ...