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I am going to die

Post 1

Asmodai Dark (The Eternal Builder, servant of Howard, Crom, and Beans)

Last night invited people over for much drinking and stuff and hours of fun. Drank like fishes and ate weird food.

First casualty of the night was Amy who quickly came and went.

Second casualty was my hand and an egg flipper thingy (rectantle thingy with long holes in). Egg flipper hit hand, skin broke. Owiowiowi

Third casualty was a large plant. Oh the poor tree.
Imagine if you will two p*ssed up doleites, one p*ssed up student, and one p*ssed up office typey spinning around in a garden, on wet recently cut crass at about 11pm. P*ssed up doley B crashed into the plant and splat. Bye bye plant.

Now the entire two weeks of my mums have been spent keeping the garden, and the hanging baskets of Hereford alive. In the space of thirty seconds perfection disappeared and one of only two plants in the garden that was flowering (bright purple flowers...) got totally splattered.


I am so dead.


I am going to die

Post 2

Reefgirl (Brunel Baby)

I sugggest a trip to the garden center and a LARGE box of chocolates


I am going to die

Post 3

Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA!

and then run like the windsmiley - cool


smiley - biggrin


I am going to die

Post 4

Asmodai Dark (The Eternal Builder, servant of Howard, Crom, and Beans)

My nanna (without actually seeing the damage...) has told me it will grow back, so i should be safe.

In theory


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