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Snakes on a Plane - sequels, spin offs and parodies!

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Asmodai Dark (The Eternal Builder, servant of Howard, Crom, and Beans)

Snakes on a Train -
Like Under Siege 2, but with Snakes.

White Snake on a Plane (blatently stolen from Kerrang!) -
Like Snakes on a plane, except with the terrorist releasing the vicious band white snake onto a plane full of helpless people.

Snakes in a drain -
Like Die Hard, but with Snakes

Snakes on a Plane with a vengence -
Replaces Samuel L Jackson with Bruce Willis


How can I convey my love for Snakes on a Plane? No one gets how much I love Snakes on a Plane. And it only had a 15 million pound budget. 15 MILLION! Arnie took twice that for terminator 3. Hell he took that for terminator 2 never mind three, and Snakes on a Plane has Samuel L Jackson.

I have a theory about this though.

I've got the feeling he's taking a percentage of the royalties which is fair enough, but that doesnt feel like him. Its not the kind of thing he'd do. I've got the feeling that Snakes on a Plane is his way of making a large wad so he can either finance his own film, or set up his own production company in a similar vien to Brad Pitt and his ex.

Then again, he might have fallen in love with the idea. Goblins sake any of those ideas above even I could write a full script for! How can you not be inspired by that title.


Snakes on a Plane - sequels, spin offs and parodies!

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Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA!

Snakes on a plane......................... *yawns*..................waits for something...............smiley - winkeye


Snakes on a Plane - sequels, spin offs and parodies!

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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly.

They should make a muthaf***ing sequel to muthaf***ing Snakes on a muthaf***ing Plane


smiley - cheers


Snakes on a Plane - sequels, spin offs and parodies!

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Asmodai Dark (The Eternal Builder, servant of Howard, Crom, and Beans)

Told you it'll be snakes on a train staring cuba gooding jr.

Oh and Jack - just done a new journal entitled best day ever; it'll be more to your taste :D


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