h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

That's cos, unlike me, you haven't spent eternity on the God Delusion Thread

(But yes, now that Google have usurped the anti Christ Bill Gates, Google are now indeed the new big G)

Hail Mighty Google!

We can agree that we're all terribly clever with a few blatant exceptions.

Agreed.

But I suspect there may be some little disagreement over who the exceptions are...

Now *that* would be a thread to liven up the place

Well, I've nominated Gif as the cleverest of us all before, I'll do it again if I can nominate myself as more clever than a first year uni student and somewhat less clever than a giant, four headed, mutated lab rat with opposable thumbs, excellent communication skills and a taste for chanterelle mushrooms sautéed in butter and saffron. Can we all agree on that?

Butter and saffron ? No way - I'd have used chives.

Chives? Pah, butter and garlic.

As long as you go easy on it: garlic mushrooms must not be soggy!

Garlic is not subtle enough and chives are only marginally additive. Saffron is subtle and additive. At least, thats what my giant, four headed, mutated lab rat tells me.....

Gif, what do you think?

cooking chanterelle mushrooms with garlic is just wrong!

Cooking them first in a little peanut or olive oil, then marinating them overnight with a bit of garlic, mustard, white wine, a dash of salt etc., ....

Not tried 'em with saffon... yet!

I drink therefore I am - or, at least, I used to therefore I was.

I drink therefore I am.. er, what.

Ah love yoooooou.

Well..... We can all agree that Mina is gorgeous and deserves adoration

Does she smell good? Oh, sorry. I forgot you don't have a nose.

I wish I could find my nose I really miss it

You should ought to have taken better care of it, then!

Perhaps if you'd shown it the proper respect and considered its feelings, it wouldn't have bunged off!