h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Do men know how to appeal to their wives when sex is on the wane?
Pick up a duster without being asked!

http://women.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/women/relationships/article2915539.ece

What do h2g2ers think?

'Strue.

A friend of mine said that the time when she felt most attracted to her husband was when he was at the sink washing up

Another friend said that the sexiest thing she had ever seen was a man using a vacuum cleaner


Is there a message here? YES!!!

If you'd like to see some porn for women ... very hot stuff!

http://www.allowe.com/Humor/femalePorn.htm


az

"Ooh, look, the NFL playoffs are today. I bet we'll have no trouble parking at the crafts fair"

Love it

Deb

Why do men have to have it pointed out that a light bulb needs replacing? Why can they not leave things as & where they find them?
If he loves me why doesn't he heed what I say?

A friend & I had a good chuckle over The Times!

Why do women never lift the toilet seat after them?

Because it is the height of bad taste and decency to leave the toilet seat up except for when one is using the toilet. The corect conformation for a toilet between use's is to leave both the seat, and the lid down. Both should be lowered before the toilet is flushed. Failure to lower th e seat and toilet lid before flushing results when the toilet is flushed, in a spray of water molecules out of the toilet bowl, in somethign akin to 'vapour' form, as a resutl of the flushign action. This liquid, including any particles it may carry will then deposit on teh walls, floor and fixtures and fittings of the bahtroom; not really very hygenic...

But that's what we keep wives for, to clean stuff. If there wasn't any stuff for the little darlings to do, their brains would turn to mush and leak out their ears.

Men do these things out of love.

Hey, 2legs, A1067825 disagrees with you.

But I agree that the lid should be lowered thereafter, so stuff doesn't fall off the windowsill into the toilet bowl.

TRiG.

How to seduce my wife? Just give her a call, I'll look up the number....

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Quite agree. Aside from being inconsiderate I've also read about airborn toilet ickiness even making its way onto people's toothbrushes, if one's sink is close to the toilet. I can't believe (as the linked to guide entry suggests) that airborn particles rise and then gently fall back into the toilet.

In any case, the toilet seat and lid is always left down at 'casa az' because one of my cats has a habit of playing with the water in the toilet if the lid is left up.


az

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I tried, but she wasn't up for it.

'cos I'd just left

And you put her off sex altogether?

It happens a lot, funnily enough.

You don't hoover much, then?

Apparently, men do hoover a lot as it's another gadget. Similarly, men are happy to fill dishwashers (but not empty them, funnily enough).

I haven´t read the whole article. Some words have made me : in the "seduction tips: set the scene: (...)change the sheets..." My goat! it´s like saying have a shower. It shouldn´t be considered romantic or a tip for seduction,It´s just normal!!
I would expect: *change the USUAL sheets and replace them with silky ones, or any other sensual fabric*
I DO recommend it.

They mention a spread condition: stress. It´s absolutly anti-sex arousal. Even in normal circunstances, people in bed( or the place choosen,available...) must be relaxed. the emotion, the agitation the adrenaline... must come only from pleasant stimuli, not from your worries.

Am I too obvious?
OK, but let me say something in case it´s not so obvious. A massage that starts therapeutically can end in a strong desire if it´s properly done.

About Porn for women: Letting aside the comments about the chores( it should be also NORMAL that men and women were sharing the housework without any fussy/heroical/funny/misoginist comments about it)

The only porno *useful* for women I´ve met comes from comics and from books. Well, and lately from some catalogues for male underwear

I think some of the problems stem from women feeling that when men say 'I love you' they really mean "I want to have sex with you' & that any physical contact is likely to arouse men.

Looking after a household & husband after a while becomes like having a child to look after - not conducive to arousal!