h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I don´t think it´s so important to SAY I love you. We, man a women must show it in different ways everyday

If a man expects "I love you" is the magic spell to turn on a woman, he is a poor silly one. Sometimes I like to be said " come here, little , I´m going to give you what you deserve"

If a man wants to seduce a woman, the magic recipe is: ask her what she wants.

Good luck finding a woman who knows what she wants

Good luck to find a man who wants to ask.
Good luck to find people who are not selfish in bed. And this goes for men and women, just in case it´s not

... and EVEN more luck to find (or is it finding?)
a man who remembers what that woman told him about what she wanted

has a list that he can check if he forgets

A relationship is built upon the foundation of trust. Respect, toleration, love and laughter are the bricks. Chocolate is the cement.

You can never give a woman too much chocolate.

Is this still on?

There are a lot of raging stereotypes bouncing off all the walls around here, aren't there? I would argue that there are more behavioral differences within each sex than there are between the sexes.


A few points:

a) Real men pee sitting down

b) I've heard it said that men ask for a divorce in order to be with someone else while women ask for a divorce in order to be by themselves. This is certainly not always true (unless I'm a woman, after all).






Although it's unusual, I think I agree with SWL (except perhaps for the chocolate bit): beyond the respect, toleration, love and laughter there aren't going to be generalities or specifics applicable to all relationships. If you think there's a magic key, you're in for a disappointment. And, if both parties in a relationship are not secure and content in themselves, there will be problems, problems likely to be fatal to the relationship.

anhaga, I would pee sitting down but the water this time of year is so cold!!

Pee sitting down? How are you meant to do that on the compost heap?

TRiG.

Avoid the nettles - otherwise I should think it's quite a soft seat!

c´mon, gentlemen, that about pee sitting or standing is little seducing.

Nettle coud work as a sustitute of Viagra? I mean for the increase of blood circulation, swolleness...