h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It's what every self-respecting chavstronaut is wearing.

RF

Oh its one of your favourate programs just about to start on TV!:::

'Chav's in space!'

Wasted
There ain't nothing gonna ace this
And we're gonna go to space, kid
'Cause I'm leaving with a chavstronaut

RF

I was in a pub a few months or weeks or sometime before Christmas I think possibly and I was talking to a few friends over some several pints of beer, and I said something, and one of them was convinced I said 'Chav burger' and a rahter surreal yet quite amusing conversation ensued I guess you had to be there relaly

Ok i want you to send the shoes for me i will walk with the shoe . just use that adress i gave you and send the shoes . plz e-mail me when u send it,and i will send the photo too for u.
thanks

this gets funnier and funnier. They should make this an Olympic sport along with cow tipping and period costume drama.

I want to send him a boot but can't find one cheap enough on internet that ship to nigeria

Am I the only one who feels a little bad about all this?

Seems to be

Actually yeah I do feel a little pang of guilt. Or maybe thats my stomach telling me it's nearly teatime. They're just so alike.

*Constructs a little enclosure with a sign on the bars saying "Please do not bait the 419ers"*

I think I would feel guilty about it if i did actually have feelings and emotions but as they appear to be out on a long vacation, I don't

But... Maybe I'm being too naive (it's quite possible, I tend to do that) but this doesn't sound like a Nigerian Scheme or whatever they're called. It sounds like he's some clueless - albeit pretty weird - person who's looking for a job... no idea why he chose this place of all places, or FB of all people, but that doesn't mean he's any ill intentions. Does it?

I don't think he's part of one of those email, junk mail kind of things

He seems a few sandwiches short of a picnic yeah but he's clued up enough to use a computer and work emails...

I think he's just a loon on a wind up

I don't think he's ill-intentioned, no. Like you Yael, I am a little uneasy about this, but it's not my journal he's picking on, so I don't know how I'd feel. He may be chancing his arm, it may even be a wind-up (though a very persistent one), but it may be someone who is taking it entirely seriously - hard to imagine though that is.

Ultimately, it's Footy he's bothering, so it's Footy's call.

Oops - didn't mean to talk as though you weren't there! Got to start posting more quickly.

Have you seen his PS, btw? He did arrive asking about football pools, which seems a bit odd as an opening gambit, conversation-wise.

I'm happy to have a strange resident at my home Bit like having a sidekick!

He's not bugging me at the moment but if he does then I'll happily report him to the Stalking Agency Anonymous

Actually...my mom is a Littlewoods football Pools collector, so that was a bit* freaky when I saw it in his journal

Sinister plus Well ... it's here if you need it http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/F133373?thread=596406&post=6615618#p6615618

Oooh creepy!

*Goes to lurk at the Stalking Agency*

Oooh another thread to (s)talk Footy in