h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

They'll just turn around and bite you!

At first they're like "oooh I'm so sweet, don't you want to give me a kiss and love me forever?"

And so you think yes, this does seem like a nice, approachable wallabee/kangaroo, has good prospects, owns their own vehicle, puts in a lot of hours at the coal mine. Admittedly the wallabee/kangaroo has some strange views on the purpose of dairylea cheese but I suppose it is a mutifunctional condiment.

But then they say "ohhh no, I meant Michael over there was sweet, wanted to be kissed and loved forever" pointing to the turtle with loads of moss growing on his back who nobody wants to look at and who's only purpose in life is to have chicken flavoured crisps thrown at him.

So thus is your lesson of the day, don't trust wallabees or kangaroos!

Oh dear so when we gona see you at a meet? we had a good one yesterday, and have a new wonderful pub that we can use now

Meat? Can I have the burger please? yes, a wallabee burger please. Is the pub good for cooking with?

You're lucky they didn't kick you.

evil plotting animals

That's all they do, all day long, plot plot plot, think about attacking someone else, plot decide you're the best target, plot plot ATTACK!

Um Footy, why are you trying to kiss wallabys and kangaroos for?

Well, they looked so cute and cuddly of course! Bastards!

I've been told (on occasions) that I look cute and cuddly. You don't see ladies trying to kiss me do you?

Do you turn round being nasty though? I can't imagine you doing, so you must be a rare wallabee species ...

A jumoing rare species of wallabee It get's even better

Hmm, well I suppose as a network administrator I'm paid to sort computers out and be evil, I'm just not so good at the being evil bit.

"You don't see ladies trying to kiss me do you?"

http://www.evibenstein.co.uk/photos/h2g2/ldnjan05_16.jpg

She didn't seem to be putting up too much resistance.

Note that it's not the other way round. My point still stands.

plz i need job can u help me to get it even if it is online work or even to be ur housemate or what ever if have already finish high school.
kingsley
thanks

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Seriously... does this look like the job queue?

Er ... *looks around* No.

Marsupial complaint queue, I'd have said.

You could help me clear these wallabees out of the drainpipe if you like...?

"Good morning jobseekers! Sit down Mickey love"

Mind the pens!