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Post 81

Vestboy

Do you have a wax doll and some pins?


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Post 82

Researcher 556780




smiley - yikes

Perhaps you should just send him a link to this thread....

smiley - laugh


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Post 83

Vestboy

... because I've got a terrible pain in my neck and I wondered if you'd remove the pin from my doll!


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Post 84

ShadeTheif

smiley - injured I would recomend against the rabid badgers. I reacently atempted to use one in a battle and it only ended up provoking the enemy smiley - erm


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Post 85

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Isn't the use of rabid badgers in combat outlawed under the Bognor Convention?


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Post 86

ShadeTheif

I wouldn't know, but doesnt the Bognor Convention only cover warfare?

I'm currently testing the feasabilty of rabd moles, but against a different opponent.


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Post 87

Vestboy

I thought the Bognor Convention was about using badgers while bidding in Bridge...


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Post 88

ShadeTheif

Bridge counts as warfare, doesn't it?


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Post 89

Vestboy

Only the bidding bit. The rest is regarded as terrorism or affray.


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Post 90

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

smiley - yikes


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