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Limericks

Post 101

Si

Bow legged, he collected the lot

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When consumed by a fever, they say


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Post 102

Si

No, no, no, scratch that... or alternative for Brit news watchers

New new one:-

In Argos I found a cheap Telly,


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Post 103

Some Guy

And a dancer with a cute belly.

As I expected. You people have short attention spans. I said I was rereading it. I have read all the Hitch and Gently books. About the movie (you know which one I'm talking about), does anyone know what the Ravenous Bugblatter Beasts of Traal will lool like.


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Post 104

Jonny

It was odd, I thought,


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Post 105

Some Guy

I hope that was a line.

When I first saw her mutt


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Post 106

Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here

Reading the news with our Sally

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The rain in Italy mainly falls


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Post 107

tdbiii

upon the thousands of shopping malls


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Post 108

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

It gets them all wet


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Post 109

Menza

We'd best call the vet


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Post 110

$u$

And aske where he gets his meat balls

smiley - fishsmiley - fishsmiley - fishsmiley - fishsmiley - fish

The spot on the end of my nose


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Post 111

Jonny

Just grows, and grows, and grows


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Post 112

$u$

I gave it a squeeze


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Post 113

Jonny

And rubbed it in cheese,


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Post 114

Sunshinelady

It fell on my knees


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Post 115

Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here

And stained my new clothes

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Limericks

Post 116

Some Guy

New line

Why end a good thing?


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Post 117

Menza

We could throw it all in the bin


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Post 118

Anonymouse

Because of the crash.
Most browsers are trash.
I'm lost in the forrest again. smiley - winkeye


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