h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

A farmer from east of Nantucket

Got hit in the head with a bucket.
(Whats with loony, it's only my 3rd day on and I got the hang of it right away) ?

The stars that he saw

As he hit the floor

Had the golden sheen of a nugget

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In fora I'm scolded

Run over by an iron and neatly folded
(Don't feel to bad)

My line lengths, they vary,

Quite, quite, contrary

So back into plastic my computer was molded

Some Guy, you needed to start a new limerick when you finished the last one. Please, if you would...

Lets just start one for him

*X Files music playing in the background*
Look there's an old Ouija board. (laughingly) Ha ha, is there anybody there?...

Look the glass is moving. Its spelling something, Look!

i.a.m.s.o.m.e.g.u.y.h.e.r.e.i.s.t.h.e.f.i.r.s.t.l.i.n.e.o.f.t.h.e.n.e.w.l.i.m.e.r.i.c.k.

What could it mean? Omigod! a finger is writing on the wall.

There was an old game called Ouija

Stop pretending that I'm dead, would ya.

boo(ment to insult not to scare, but feel free to have an "accident")

we knew it was fake

His body I will bake

(Anything will taste good with enough A1 steaksouce.)

0_|-\ yum yum
0 |_/ It's kinda crude but you get the point

Sorry the face didn't work out

For pretending spirits were controlling his finga.

(Yeah, I know it doesn't scan but that doesn't seem to matter too much round here )

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A priest once answered the door,

Much to his surprise 'twas a whore
(can you blame me, it was an obvious set up)

My word, said he

Good heavens SG (do you mind if I call you SG?) the thought of rhyming "door" with "whore" had never crossed my mind!

'though he admired her figure